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May 11, 2009 21:22

easy procrastination from take home final exams. this website: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php. My results:

Evil Plan!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

insert mwahaha here: ________
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