Today's fuck-ass Tweets
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- 00:37 tweetphoto.com/31789852 @ThatKevinSmith That's awesome! #
- 01:29 Overheard: Texts with Kristy - Me: How are things up there? I think I am melting. Kristy: It's melting... tumblr.com/xred3ujuq #
- 01:35 Dear male idiots on the internet: females are not on the internet solely to webcam with strangers. Stop asking. #
- 01:35 (99% of those idiots do not believe that I am using a messenger client that does not support cams, because they see me as using their client #
- 12:32 I'm so glad my cat likes to sink her claws into my back while I'm sitting. #
- 14:57 I favorited a YouTube video -- How to trick people into thinking you're good looking youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk?a #
- 20:43 i found lobster-flavoured chips....pictures forthcoming #
- 21:40 @ meannejeanne We have ketchup, yes, but the lobster ones I found are imported for the multinational food aisle of the store. Pic shortly #
- 21:41 yfrog.com/bfkmmj LOBSTER FLAVOUR CHIPS #
- 23:01 uuggghhh America's Funniest Home videos song stuck in my head. Yeah, from when @bobsaget still hosted. And guess what? Now you do, too. #