LOL MY DAD ALWAYS TWIDDLES HIS MOUSTACHE...I do it with my eyebrow or an earring, though.
Look how goddamn awkward I look. And people wonder why I don't wear skinny jeans!
My dad's is the closest one to the cam.
Tackiest clock EVER. One of the guys wanted to park all the cars on the sidewalk around it and get pics, citing that there were no signs saying not to. I said "there's no signs not to drive on the sidewalk around town, but you don't see idiots doing that, do you?" and my dad looked at me, but said nothing, because he agreed.
Downriver from the falls, there are rapids and a whirlpool. Dont be fooled, those rapid waves are over 6 feet tall.