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[hidanism]

Day 52
Your Name: There once was a man
Suicidal Ideation: who lived in Turkey
Homicidal Ideation: he likes to eat beans
Amount of Sleep Last Night: lettuce
Any Lucid or Vivid Dreams? Explain.: and beef jerky
Moods Experienced Today: he got the shits
Mood Triggers: and just for kicks
Significant Thoughts of the Day: let his wife take a lick

Comments

[bemypuppet]

...I share a room with you? Fuck you're nuts.

[hidanism]

Wait... what? I got a new roomie? Well that fucking blows.

And isn't that why we're here? Because we're nuts? What the fuck is wrong with you anyway? Cutter?

[bemypuppet]

As if. My scars are from gang fights.

My asshole father sent me here because he thinks I'll kill him in his sleep and he wishes I had a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend.

I'd rather kill him when he's awake, so he knows exactly who did it and why.

[hidanism]

Well, aren't you Mr. Tough Guy.

So he's a homophobe? You should of cut off his dick and shoved it down his throat. Fitting way to go for his type, seriously.

Luckily I offed my man before he could do something that fucking stupid.

[bemypuppet]

He's a politician who thinks the world needs to do exactly as he wants and wants all of his kids to be fucking perfect. So I've spent my life pissing him off as much as possible.

As soon as I get out of this hell, I'll kill him slowly.

[hidanism]

Sounds like a wonderful person.

Well, at least you're not a whiny little fuck that I'll end up hating like poison.

I guess I don't mind if you're a new roomie of mine.

But don't do anything stupid and don't touch my bible.

[bemypuppet]

At least you're not a fucking pussy. I won't go anywhere near your bible or anyone else's holy nonsense. There is no god.