Jul 15, 2009 13:14
Minni’s revenge
YunJae’s effect.
“Yunnie…”
Yunho stopped whatever he was doing to turn around and looked at his booJae who was currently making his way to sit on his lap. “Yes boo?”
Jaejoong made himself comfortable on Yunho’s lap, squirming and repositioning himself to get the best sitting position (and ignoring the effect of his squirming on easily-excitable Yunho). He then looked up at the leader with the doe eyes of his and pouted.
And Yunho died and went to heaven. He was sure that Jaejoong was in ‘that’ mode and looking at his boo like this, what kind a lover was Yunho if he didn’t grant what his lover wished for? He closed his eyes and leaned closer to capture those pouty lips.
“I’m really worried about Minnie nowadays” and promptly choked on Jaejoong’s next word.
Yunho frowned and scowled. His boo could never pick a better moment to ruin by talking about the magnae. Yunho was having a great time, obviously, since after his revenge collaboration with Yoochun started to take place, Changmin mostly kept his hands onto himself. And he definitely preferred not to think about that gigantic son of theirs, especially when they could do so much better things.
But obviously, Jaejoong didn’t realize this and continue talking. “You know, he always seemed so scared and worried nowadays. He actually flinched when I tapped his shoulder during one of the show! Poor Changmin, it seemed that he’s currently very worried about something!” He told Yunho.
Yunho actually felt a little twinge of guilt for terrorizing Changmin continuously during their concert, but his little dot of guilt was quickly erased as Jaejoong continued to ramble on his worry about Changmin.
“You know, I think I should pay more attention to him. Maybe cook more of his favourite food more often. Hmm.. what about the jiggae he loves so much? You know, so that he could relax more and not to be so worried about things? Poor Minnie, he’s still so young and he already suffered from all the stress from the fans and public attention…”
And that was Yunho’s limit. He cupped Jaejoong’s face a bit too harshly and forced the ebony-haired man to look at him. “Changmin, changmin and changmin! Nowadays, all that you have been talking about is him! You have been touching him more and more often… talked to him more often… cooked for him… aargh.. I really cannot stand this anymore! I’m your lover, boo… I should be the one you care the most for. Not him! He really deserved the punishment Yoochun and I doled out for him……….”
‘OOPS!’ Yunho thought, albeit a little bit too late. He didn’t mean to blurt out the secret that it was actually him and Yoochun who were the mastermind behind the ‘bullying Minnie’s plan’ and Yunho starter to cower in fear as his boo’s rage was ignited.
“JUNG YUNHO!!! ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BULLIES CHANGMIN ALL THIS WHILE?!!!!” Jaejoong’s voice thundered in their room, causing Yunho to shrink a bit more.
“uhm… yes?” he replied meekly
“HOW COULD YOU?!!! He was still so young! And do you know how stressful all this JaeMin stuff on him?! He never likes to be in the centre of attention! But nowadays he needs to endure all the spotlights on him. And you also know, as his supposed-to-be-hyung, that he was never that comfortable with physical contact, especially those in public! However he still smile and endure all the touching I gave him on screen!!!” Jaejoong’s wrath was scary as usual.
Yunho wanted to protest that Jaejoong’s touches, whether they were onscreen or offscreen, were definitely NOT a form of torture. But seeing his Joongie was mad beyond belief, he decided to keep his opinion to himself.
“And now for you Jung Yunho, since it seems that you need to learn how to control your jealousy and learn how to use your authority responsibly, starting from right now there will be no YunJae actions for you!” The ebony-haired man finally released his ultimatum, making Yunho’s eyes widened in disbelief.
“b, b, but…!”
Jaejoong ignored his stutter and continued, ‘No more touching on-screen and off-screen. No more daily kisses, special meals, quickies, night sessions…” he listed the punishments on his hands.
Yunho opened his mouth to protest loudly but Jaejoong’s finger on his lips effectively silenced him. “And if you still continue to bully MY son, I will gladly move out from our bedroom to protect him from your evil plan.”
And with that Jaejoong sauntered out from their shared bedroom, leaving a speechless Yunho behind.
YooSu’s effect.
“Susu-yah… why are you giving me the silent treatment again?” Yoochun sat down beside the brunette and attempting to hug him and smother him with kisses but the other man merely shrugged him off.
“Su-yah… if you don’t tell me what I did wrongly, how can I make it up to you?” The pianist now resorted in playing dirty, caressing Junsu’s hair while whispering in the deadly-voice of his.
As expected, Junsu’s resistance melted and he let himself being embraced by the taller man although his pout never leave his lips.
Yoochun sighed at his still silent lover and decided to employ his deadliest weapon. He cupped Junsu’s face and looked at the other man in the eyes and lowered down his voice by one octave.
“Susu-ya…h” he whispered while purposely dragging the a…h sound, successfully turning Junsu’s face into a red tomato and caused his ramble to poured out.
“It is very unfair for you and Yunho to start bullying Minnie around by yourself! You know that it was me who loves to bully him the most and you selfishly left me out to start teasing him onstage! You didn’t ask me whether I want to join! You just selfishly, by yourself, trying to be entertained and starting to pick on Changmin for your selfish enjoyment! You didn’t even consider my feelings! What kind of lover are you?!” Junsu’s rant (which was filled with the word SELFISH in Japanese, another recently-learned word of his) left Yoochun absolutely stunned.
“You are actually angry at me because me and Yunho was bullying Changmin on stage?!” He asked incredulously.
“I’m angry at you because you and Yunho, selfishly, left me and Jaejoong out from your plan on bullying Changmin on stage” Junsu clarified, giving an emphasis on the word ‘selfishly’.
Yoochun was rendered speechless, His duck butt lover was actually ignoring him for 3 days straight just for this lowly-minnie-matter? Unbelieveable.
Seeing Yoochun was struck speechless, Junsu decided to continue in his outburst. “I don’t care, from now on, Jaejoong-hyung and I will definitely participate on ‘groping Minnie’ on stage for the whole rest of the tour!” and with the finality in his sentence, he left a gaping Yoochun behind.
And that was the beginning of 2U’s torture.
Not only Yunho must suffer from ‘lack of bedroom activities’, he also need to witness his boo openly groping Changmin on stage, for every ‘balloons’ song in their ‘Mirotic’ concert but also during ‘Box in The Ship’ song during their TSC concert.
And to add into the injury, both Yoochun and Yunho couldn’t protest as both of their lover respectively decided to mark the ‘dangerous’ areas as theirs… Jaejoong forcefully claimed between Changmin’s leg while Junsu took to caress Changmin’s chest seductively…
They should be even more scared to know that this was not even the revenge that Changmin had stored for them.
Minnie’s final revenge.
The magnae of the group shuddered in disgust as his hyungs again took turn to molest his body on stage. When it was only Yoochun and Yunho, he found it still tolerable since they preferred to just carry him and drop him on the stage… publicly humiliating him. But this time, not only the touching escalated into groping, but 2Us actually have the guts to invite Jaejoong and Junsu to take part in humiliating him.
This was already crossed his limit.
He stayed silent all this while since he figured that it was very troublesome to actually plan and execute revenge to his 2U hyungs, but he reasoned that their action this time definitely called an appropriate response.
And he knew exactly what revenge would taste the sweetest.
With a devilish smirk on his face, he picked up his phone and dialed his manager.
“Hyung, I have just the right proposal to tell you… You know, people have started to complain about getting sick of too many JaeMin or MinSu moments, so how about giving them a new pairing to goggled upon?”
His smirk got even more evil (if it’s possible) as he heard the interested note from his manager.
“What was it? Well, you might probably have guessed it already….” He paused for a good effect
“JaeSu couple”
FIN
IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTES:
I was just struck by how convenient it was that suddenly the popularity of the couple shifted from JaeMin and Minsu to JaeSu nowadays. It’s just fit into the story that Changmin was the one that suggested to popularize the JaeSu couple since it would be the perfect revenge on the 2U. Their lover getting cozy with each other while they can do ABSOLUTELY nothing about it.
Well, hope that you like the epilogue. It was a sudden decision for me to write the epilogue, thanks to the suggestion from the lovely purpleinpink.
Enjoy and don’t forget to comment!^^
PS : should I write a short sequel on how 2U fare while JaeSu is rampant? hahaha
yunjae,
minnie in the middle of things,
yoosu