the survey god wants me to take

[hidahune]

Thousands have taken it, so let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if you answer 'yes', then let the answers roll

Comments

[caseasaurousrex]

I would pay a pretty penny to see you do the worm!

[hidahune]

you have to get me really drunk before i'm that suggestible, if i remember correctly that night i consumed a 12-pack of busch light plus a few shots so i'd have probably made out with a goat if you told me to.

[caseasaurousrex]

lol, I know you love goats son...

[caseasaurousrex]

Why the hell arent you up right now? The sun isn't technically up yet, you should be awake. You must be a fledgling vampire.

Yeah bitch, that means I'm your master!!!!

David=0
Casey=1

[hidahune]

actually, at the time you left that message i was at my statistics exam, which i just got back from, which was the biggest waste of my fucking time EVAH, aced the bitch and i didn't even start looking at the material til about 3 am last night.

and unless you didn't sleep either last night, then i am your master bitch, so lemme just go ahead and adjust that scoreboard there a hair...

Dave "Vlad Dracula" = 1
Casey "Elizabeth Bathory" = 0

there, now that looks a little bit better... yup, just seems to feel right...

and if you don't know who elizabeth bathory is you have 45 seconds to wiki/google it before i revoke your vampire card