Not enough headdesk in the world

Jul 29, 2011 13:40

Dear Rush Limbaugh,

Finally finding out how bitter your own medicine tastes? Here's hoping that the liberals and democrats hold your nose and spoon feed the rest down your throat. Hearing you choke on it is music to my ears.

Love,
An unwilling listener with a taste for fine Schadenfreude

Seriously, guys. This is getting ridiculous. He spent the fifteen minutes I could stand to be in the living room eating lunch ranting and raving and pitching an almighty fit about how liberals have started using the exact same tactics against him and his that he's been using from day one. Using stupid terrorist analogies, blaming them for not caring about America, saying that all they want is to fulfill their own selfish agendas and will eventually bring about the downfall of the nation...it was all I could do not to laugh into my chicken! "We will always be blamed even if things go right", "history will be rewritten to portray us as the villains", "we're being persecuted and harassed on Twitter!"

And all I could think about was "now you know how the President feels, bitch. Every President."

On a more chilling note? Here were a few other sound bites I took out of those fifteen minutes. Keep in mind - this was fifteen minutes.

- We will not be silenced
- We are right about absolutely everything
- We are trying to return this country to the way it should be
- We are defending our God given rights
- We will suffer the slings and arrows of great indignities for our beliefs
- Anyone who disagrees with us on any count is wrong and an evil human being
- We are not alone, our allies are many and will eventually overcome the evil human beings

...you know who else has proven perfectly willing to use such rhetoric and tactics in the past, Rush?

TERRORISTS.

*facepalm*

Oh, and one more thing...

Dear Rush Limbaugh,

THERE ARE NO DEATH PANELS. IT IS APPARENTLY EASIER TO GET A SMALL SPANIEL TO LET GO OF A DEAD SQUIRREL THAN IT IS FOR YOU TO DROP A DISPROVEN SCARE TACTIC! THIS IS NOT A POSITIVE COMPARISON, JUST SO YOU KNOW!

Jeez, do you have any idea how long it took us to get Grandma to stop freaking out over this? An entire season of Castle, Rush. An entire season. We don't have that kind of thing in our repetoire until September! We finished up with Bones!

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