Title: Twitter drabble #1
Pairing(s): common pairing on SJ
Rating: PG-15
Genre: superfail!crack
Summary: just a short, lame and silly drabble ^^;
Warning: unbeta-ed !
Disclaimer: um. i own the plot?
Note: just a small part of what i wrote. more will come.. i hope xD
Heedictator is pissed off.
ShinsFriends wassup? RT @Heedictator: is pissed off.
imSMI @ShinsFriends don’t mind him. He’s just jealous that I can make out with @gaemgyu and he can’t.
Heedictator @imSMI shut up bitch. I have @siwon407 for that.
handumpling @Heedictator I SEE WHACHU WROTE DER.
imSMI @Heedictator THEN STOP ASKING HIM TO PLAY STARCRAFT WITH YOU. WE’RE BUSY @gaemgyu
Heedictator @handumpling d’awww baby THEN GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE. and @imSMI not my fault that @gaemgyu finds starcraft is better than you.
GaemGyu @imSMI @heedictator GUYS, SHUT UP. AND STOP MENTIONING ME.
handumpling @heedictator I would if I don’t have this movie shoot, chullie. And remind me to kill @siwon407 later.
siwon407 @handumpling I DID NOTHING. OH LORD. @heedictator don’t spread lies!
imSMI @heedictator BITCH. @gaemgyu no can do, baby
special1004 @heedictator @imSMI @handumpling @gaemgyu KIDS. DO NOT BICKERING ON TWITTER. DON’T YOU GUYS HAVE SHAME?
Heedictator @special1004 I don’t.
GaemGyu RT @Heedictator: @special1004 I don’t.
imSMI RT @gaemgyu: RT @Heedictator: @special1004 I don’t.
special1004 I quit being a mother.
ShinsFriends @special1004 you weren’t anybody’s mother.
special1004 @shinsfriends IHU.
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siwon407 God, please forgive all the people who filled my timeline with inappropriate language.
Heedictator @siwon407 like FUCK?
imSMI @siwon407 or DICK?
GaemGyu SHIT I LOST.
henrylau89 the fuck is this shit?
shfly3424 DDANGKOMA IS MISSING. FUCK!!
ShinsFriends oh shit… I ate Nari’s chocolate cake >.<
handumpling @heedictator you’re fucking @siwon407? O____O
special1004 KIDS, LANGUAGE PLEASE.
Heedictator @special1004 who the fuck are you talking to.
GaemGyu @special1004 I ain’t your kid.
ShinsFriends @special1004 lol get lost, mother.
henrylau89 @special1004 um. I thought you can’t read English. Sorreh.
mimime @special1004 I AM SORRY HYUNG I DON’T KNOW WHAT I SAID BUT I’M SO SO SORRY!!1! TT__TT
shfly3424 @special1004 HYUNG DID YOU SEE DDANG I CANT FIND HIM WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING OHMYGOD WHAT SHOULD I DO KJSGHLKSJHGKSJHGF
special1004 can I just die
imSMI @special1004 lol don’t worry hyung. The fact that they replied to you means they actually admitted being your children XD
siwon407 /prays
Heedictator @handumpling stfu don’t you question my sex activities when you enjoyed joining in.
siwon407 @heedictator @handumpling I hate you both. May Jesus lead you to the right path.
handumpling @siwon407 shut up
Heedictator @siwon407 shut up
ryeong9 @shfly3424 hyung, you don’t have ddangkkoma anymore ^^;
shfly3424 @ryeong9 ……..oh, right. Thanks wookie :D
henrylau89 I swear this group filled with retarded men
ikmubmik RT @henrylau89: I swear this group filled with retarded men
GaemGyu RT @ikmubmik RT @henrylau89: I swear this group filled with retarded men
special1004 @henrylau89 I READ ENGLISH JUST FINE TYVM
special1004 @mimime awww don't worry my dear mimi you have done nothing wrong i love you so much you're the only sane people in this whole.....twitter thing :/
siwon407 /prays harder
a/n: 1.) well, as you guys know @handumpling is han geng and @mimime is zhou mi and no, those arent even exist, i made them up n__n 2.) i wrote SM Town fic so yeaaa there will be more of this :D