3 corpse meal

[hiagainlovedawg]

heres some potential slogans for a coffee mugs designed for men:

giving birth is hard! (that's why i play golf)

where's the mute button on my wife!?
or
if my wife had a mute button i'd press it!
or
mute buttons are for wives, guns are for men!

i never take my work home with me (unless i work i beer factory!)
or
i work in a beer factory!