The world is a vampire.
Dear Delta,
I was told my flight back to Florida took off at 8:00. I then recieved notification that it has been delayed 7 hours, to 3:00 PM. I am awake, ready, and caffeinated. And I woke up at 6:00.
I am not in the mood for "waking-up-for-school" practice right now. I am pissed. And if I am not taken off hold in the next 10 minutes, you are done for.
I had plans, Delta. I was going to come home at 11:11. Now I will be coming in at 6:00. It should be 6:66 because your airline is the devil. I will not have it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR UNIFORMS.
I was told my flight back to Florida took off at 8:00. I then recieved notification that it has been delayed 7 hours, to 3:00 PM. I am awake, ready, and caffeinated. And I woke up at 6:00.
I am not in the mood for "waking-up-for-school" practice right now. I am pissed. And if I am not taken off hold in the next 10 minutes, you are done for.
I had plans, Delta. I was going to come home at 11:11. Now I will be coming in at 6:00. It should be 6:66 because your airline is the devil. I will not have it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR UNIFORMS.