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[hi_im_yaban]

Lai: ... *makes Yaban's life a living hell 'accidentally'*
Yaban: ...what did I do? ;_; *cries*
Lai: nothing personal. I just know your mun favours you
Yaban: ;_;
Lai: tell him to leave Rumi alone and I'll leave you alone
Yaban: he doesn't listen to me!
Lai: *shrugs* not my fault
Yaban: *curls up*
Lai: ...
Yaban: ;_;
Lai: blame your mun, not me. I am a victim, here
Yaban: this isn't very moral
Lai: yeah well, neither is sleeping with Sil while I'm engaged to Rumi.
Yaban: *looks miserable*
Lai: *is secretly a cruel bastard under all his pansiness*
Yaban: *is delicate, dangit*
Lai: *evil. cause of all his own mun's puppet issues*
Yaban: *considers running off to hide behind Mareke*
Lai: *considers flirting with Mareke*
Yaban: *has no idea whether he'd be jealous or relieved or confused about which he's jealous about*
Lai: *flirts with Yabi*
Yaban: o.o g'way
Lai: why?
Yaban: you were just making my life hell and now you're flirting with me. g'way
Lai: you mean it's not the same thing? *grin*
Yaban: ...g'way
Lai: :P no
Yaban: *sharpens his spear instead*
Lai: you're frustrated, aren't you? sexually, I mean
Yaban: o.o *sharpensharpen*
Lai: come now, nothing to be ashamed of. Just means you need a good shagging
Yaban: I do not
Lai: Ah. You prefer to do the shagging, then?
Yaban: Neither. Go away
Lai: mmmn... no
Yaban: *sharpens industriously*
Lai: you should see the new outfit Rumi picked out for me
Yaban: No I shouldn't.
Lai: I think you'd like it~
Yaban: ¬.¬
Lai: pleather and fishnets *nod*
Yaban: Pleather? And why are you wearing fishnets? They haven't been used, have they?
Lai: pleather. like leather only without the animal. and fishnet is a type of fabric that looks like netting
Yaban: bah
Lai: did I mention there is very little pleather? *evil evil pup*
Yaban: o.o that's nice
Lai: Rumi also picked out another nice outfit for me, with these very nice silver pants
nutmeg kawano: (refer to Gackie pic from my LJ bg)
Yaban: [[Devil elf.]] *sharpens*
Lai: [[me?!]] *winks* oh, by the way [[think i have language, most]]
Yaban: [[Oh, fuck you]]
Lai: you know you want to *grin*
Yaban: *turns red and goes back to the spear*
Lai: *laughs*
Yaban: [[Go away, Lai]]
Lai: whyyyy?
Yaban: [[Not interested, that's why]]
Lai: Oh. Doesn't matter. This is all part of the 'make your life a living hell' thing, anyway.
Yaban: [[Again, fuck you]]
Lai: Been there, done that, wasn't all that hot. *smirk*
Yaban: [[General terror will do that.]] *sharpens*
Lai: mmhmm. I'm sure *skeptical*
Yaban: [[Along with lack of interest]]
Lai: oh. of course. silly me. and here I was thinking that all those longing glances ment you wanted in my pants.
Yaban: [[Longing glances? I have more dignity than that]]
Lai: just keep telling yourself that, kid, and maybe, just maybe, it'll be true some day
Yaban: *rolls eyes*
Lai: dignity is highly overrated, anyway
Yaban: [[So I can see from your example]]
Lai: *shrugs* but you'll see that I am happy, for the most part
Yaban: [[that's nice]]
Lai: and how's your life been going?
Yaban: [[rather well, until you decided to start tormenting me]]
Lai: oh? is that why you're so sexually frustrated?
Yaban: [[I'm not. Frustrated would imply I want it]]
Lai: this is true. so tell me... *presses up against Yaban's body and gropes* [[do you want it?]]
Yaban: O.O *shoves*
Lai: *falls on his ass, but is laughing too hard to care*
Yaban: >.<
Lai: you're so predictable! *laughs more*
Yaban: [[are you done now?]]
Lai: mmmn. no. you're life isn't hell enough yet
Yaban: [[Wonderful.]]
Lai: *grin*
Yaban: [[I'm still not really clear on what I did to deserve this]]
Lai: I told you, it's your muns' fault, go complain at him to leave Rumil alone and I'll stop
Yaban: [[It won't do anything but get Six set on me too. So. No]]
Lai: a'right. remember you chose this *liiiicks*
Yaban: *smack*
Yaban: [[don't do that, it's disgusting]]
Lai: that'd be the point
Yaban: *disgusted look*
Lai: *cute!evil grin*
Yaban: *goes back to sharpening*
Lai: *stares*
Yaban: [[Yes?]]
Lai: *just stares*
Yaban: [[Alrighty then]]
Lai: you know...
Yaban: [[I do?]]
Lai: ...if you keep grinding at that, there's not going to be anything left.
Yaban: ...*flips it over and works on the other end*
Lai: oh good. grind away both sides. soon you'll have no weapon at all
Yaban: [[it's hardly that dire]]
Lai: I don't know, you're grinding it pretty hard... [[why couldn't you grind that hard in bed, hmmn?]]
Yaban: [[Already told you]]
Lai: [[and I told you that I didn't believe that answer]]
Yaban: [[You wouldn't]]
Lai: :P [[why? do you think I'm some sort of overly-horny creature who thinks everyone wants in my pants?]]
Yaban: [[Just arrogant]]
Lai: aah, yes. but that just comes with the territory of being an Elf.
Yaban: [[And yet you all aren't hunted out. Boggles the mind]]
Lai: actually. there are hunters. they just aren't very good at what they do. the fact that Elfs have protective powers doesn't help them much, either
Yaban: [[Protective powers?]]
Lai: Yes. The stronger lords and ladies can build protective barriers around their homes
Yaban: [[Rings and maiar]]
Lai: rings only amplify the nartural powers. Most Elf lords can do protective and healing spells ((like glorfindel~))
Yaban: [[At least getting a lesson is better than you messing with me o.o]]
Lai: oh yeah. forgot I was supposed to be torturing you
Yaban: *sighs*
Lai: I'll stop. Don't really like it
Yaban: thank you. I do not like it either
Lai: *nods*
Yaban: *sighs and focuses on another part of the spear*
Yaban: [[didn't mean to be that terrible]]
Lai: [[considering all things, you could've been worse]]
Yaban: *looks more miserable and looks over the masakiri to see if he missed anything*
Lai: *hug?* [[you'll improve with practice, don't look so beat up about it]]
Yaban: [[Ah, but I've decided monkhood is the way to go]] *nods solemnly*
Lai: hmmmn... [[I don't think I could do that. Mind, I didn't think I could get married, either...]]
Yaban: [[I'll look good in the robes, I figure. Probably make Mareke happy. Safe from concubine duty for good]]
Lai: [[unless she likes concubine duty. Then she'll be mad at you again]]
Yaban: [[Who would like it?]]
Lai: [[I don't mind being Rumi's concubine]]
Yaban: [[Ah, but you chose him didn't you?]]
Lai: [[true. but love grows strangely at times]]
Yaban: [[But that's drifting very far off the subject of Mareke]]
Lai: [[perhaps, or perhaps not. That might be the reason she dislike me?]]
Yaban: [[She says it's because you told her everything she firmly believed in was wrong, actually]]
Lai: [[I meant in addition]]
Yaban: o.O
Lai: you think not? she does seem very happy when she's around you...
Yaban: [[I'm easy to nag]]
Lai: [[can't be only reason]]
Yaban: [[Then it probably isn't love. I got her *exiled*]]
Lai: *shrug* [[guess I'm crazy]]
Yaban: [[indeed]]
Lai: :P
Yaban: *smiles* [[well, I'm ready for the next thing that shows up now]] *waves the masakiri*
Lai: [[hope for anything in specific?]]
Yaban: [[something that dies]]
Lai: [[always a good choice]]
Yaban: or the wraith. How many pieces can he be in until he cannot get up again?
Lai: I don't know. Can't say I've ever tried to kill a Maia
Yaban: oh well. I can learn new tricks.
Lai: I'm sure. You can probably hurt him pretty bad, even if you can't kill him
Yaban: just as good *nods*
Lai: If you must resort to violence, I suppose
Yaban: What's wrong with violence?
Lai: Very primitive urge
Yaban: and elves don't ever use it?
Yaban: *snorts and tries out some grips*
Lai: Elfs use it all the time. I've even used it. Doesn't make it less primitive
Yaban: *shrug*
Lai: I just think it should only be used as a last resort. I find many jump to it far too quickly when words could have solved the problem
Yaban: [[Negotiating worked very well last time, yes. I didn't like dying much]]
Lai: admittedly, there are some types that don't negotiate well... balrogs, for instance
Yaban: [[never met one]]
Lai: good. hope it stays that way.
Yaban: Yes, Lai.
Lai: You'd understand if you ever saw one.
Yaban: bad manners?
Lai: Creature of shadow and fire. Very evil.
Yaban: is it like seeing a big army favoured by the author coming at you?
Lai: Yeah. Ever heard of Gondolin?
Yaban: no
Lai: it was destroyed by Morgoth's army of dragons, balrogs, and orcs
Lai: it also happened to be the place where I grew up
Yaban: ah o.o
Lai: Apparantly as punishment for Elven arrogance, so that might make you happy
Yaban: [[Not really. I would have preferred something like a good dunking]]
Lai: [[I guess Morgoth is more extreme then you]]
Yaban: [[I pride myself on moderation]]
Lai: *grin* [[of course]]
Yaban: *tries to look respectable*
Lai: *laughs* A little late for that, I've seen you at your worst
Yaban: ...*avoids looking at Lai* [[my god that is an evil looking bug o.o]]
Lai: *laughs again* don't be ashamed. You're tough. I know a lot of people of would have simply fallen apart had they been through the same thing.
Yaban: *shrug*
Lai: Your race is strong. My race just tends to run away when there's a problem
Yaban: we dohave the bigger habit of provoking.
Lai: the problem with Elfs is that we are in love with our solitude. We rarely bother to see how the rest of the world is doing
Yaban: [[You don't strike me as the solitude loving type]]
Lai: *smile* that would be why I travel instead of dwelling in one of the Elvish realms
Yaban: *looks considering* [[Why did you think that about Mareke earlier?]]
Lai: think which, sorry?
Yaban: Earlier, when you were going on about love and said you were crazy
Lai: Ah, that. I just got engaged. Everything is about love to me right now.
Yaban: [[Oh good. I was getting paranoid]]
Lai: why? *head tilt*
Yaban: [[It's my natural state]]
Lai: Hrmmn. You should do something about that.
Yaban: [[Why?]]
Lai: Must be horribly stressful for you.
Yaban: *shrug*
Lai: I'd go insane if I were constantly on guard like that
Yaban: [[I haven't yet]]
Lai: 'yet' being the operative word?
Yaban: [[who knows?]]
Lai: True.
Yaban: *twitch*
Lai: ...
Yaban: [[yes?]]
Lai: nothing
Yaban: ¬.¬
Lai: *yawns*
Yaban: [[right. I'll leave you alone now]]
Lai: sorry. It's not that. I'm just a little tired. Didn't sleep much last night.
Yaban: ...lalala
Lai: Nightmares. Not Rumil.
Yaban: oh
Lai: Rumi fell asleep right away. Our shopping trip yesterday tuckered him out. It was so cute~
Yaban: cute?
Lai: Mmhmm. Rumi sort of curls up when he sleeps, it's absolutely adorable
Yaban: *twitch* [[Very nice]]
Lai: *blushes* sorry. you probably aren't interested in hearing that sort of thing, huh?
Yaban: [[Not to be rude...]]
Lai: I understand. Not everyone is as obsessed with him as I am.
Yaban: [[topic makes me uncomfortable is all]]
Lai: *nods*
Lai: Oh! Reminds me, did you hear the other news?
Yaban: o.o what other news?
Lai: About Sil?
Yaban: [[Oh yes, my proof that none of you really have genders ¬.¬ ]]
Lai: considering it was only Sil that got pregnant, I don't think it's a good proof for 'all'
Yaban: [[All proof starts small...]]
Lai: right
Yaban: [[Mareke doesn't believe me, but I'll prove it]]
Lai: She probably wouldn't believe you even if you pulled the pants off every Elf she saw
Yaban: o.o [[that isn't how you go about it!]]
Lai: alright then. PROOVE to me that I have no gender
Yaban: ¬.¬ [[working on that. alternately, prove to me you have one]]
Lai: I've reproduced with a female of another species, Magnum, my lack of breasts,testosterone in my system... need more?
Yaban: [[You've reproduced with a 'male' of yours...and you still sort of look like one, even without the breasts]]
Lai: yes, but you will not that he is the pregnant one, not I. And we don't know that it was *me* might have been Rumi
Yaban: ¬.¬
Lai: what?
Yaban: [[lies, dirty filthy lies. I've figured out elves. o.o]]
Lai: I don't think so. Besides, I don't think somone who doesn't even know his own sexually preference can really pass judgement on what gender people are
Yaban: [[no, see, if I'm right I didn't do anything wrong o.o]]
Lai: you didn't do anything wrong if you're wrong, either
Yaban: um ;_;
Lai: what?
Yaban: [[yes it was...]]
Lai: why? what was so wrong about it?
Yaban: [[not supposed to.]]
Lai: why not? because I'm male?
Yaban: *nods* ;_;
Lai: I'll point out that I'm currently engaged to another male. Obviously, I don't see it as wrong
Yaban: [[and it didn't even *work*...]]
Lai: yeah...
Yaban: [[so I shouldn't have even considered it and argh]]
Lai: ... I'm not sure whether to take offense at that or not
Yaban: *looks miserable*
Lai: *takes Yaban's hand comfortingly*
Yaban: *twitch* *tugs it back*
Lai: ... *sighs* be that way, then
Yaban: apparently I am o.o
Lai: hmmn?
Yaban: [[that wa--not important]]
Lai: [[if that is what you say...]]
Yaban: [[it's the reason I kept commenting about going off to be a monk. Safer.]]
Lai: I guess.
Yaban: [[I'm bad enough already]]
Lai: I wouldn't say that
Yaban: [[I would]]
Lai: yes well [[not always saying the same thing, are we?]]
Yaban: [[what? o.o]]
Lai: we don't agree on everything
Yaban: [[no, not really]]
Lai: not necessary, really
Yaban: o.o
Lai: I mean, we can still be friends even if we don't agree on things.
Yaban: [[right right. you're definitely not going to agree with my penance, anyway. but glad we can be friends]]
Lai: [[penance]]? I don't know that word
Yaban: [[have to apologize. Still haven't decided how. The only one I can really remember I don't like much. Having ten fingers is so symetrical after all]]
Lai: to who?
Yaban: [[*gestures vaguely* ]]
Lai: to. who.
Yaban: [[Myself, the gods. o.o]]
Lai: ah. let me know if I can help?
Yaban: [[I can cut myself on my own. It's all good]]
Lai: ...
Yaban: [[but thank you]]
Lai: surely there is a better way that does not involve self mutilation?
Yaban: [[that's how it works.]]
Yaban: [[At least I don't have to kill myself]] *fiddles with his gauntlet*
Lai: can't you just do something else to make up for it?
Yaban: [[no. I... liked it. I can't just say a few well-meant prayers.]]
Lai: well, what about physical labor or something like that?
Yaban: *shakes head*
Lai: ... want to switch gods? mine don't demand such... tributes
Yaban: O.O
Lai: *facefault* sorry. I just don't think you should suffer for doing what you wanted to
Yaban: [[I shouldn't have even wanted to. It's punishment for speaking against everyone. Just like the other times I've thought about it. Punishment for running from battle.]]
Lai: you're culture is pretty big on the punishment, huh?
Yaban: [[in my case, yes. I do a lot of things to deserve it]]
Lai: like being yourself?
Yaban: [[myself isn't terribly good]]
Lai: the Vala.. uh gods made you as you are. no changing that
Yaban: [[then as a test I keep failing]]
Lai: mmn. that makes two of us
Yaban: [[er, I think you'd have to kill yourself o.o pleasedon't]]
Lai: by your system? probably twice *grin*
Yaban: *nods* [[I'm glad you're not part of it then]]
Lai: me too. I kind of like living. It's not always good, but it has it's perks
Yaban: *sighs* [[It is. I'll have to be good so I can keep enjoying it]]
Lai: Your life is so short... why waste it with so many rules? A few, yes, but not as many as you seem to have.
Yaban: [[they keep me in line]]
Lai: I guess...
Yaban: *nods* [[They do. Really]]
Lai: I just don't see why you need to be kept to such a straight line
Yaban: [[Because I have this bad habit of straying]]
Lai: hmmmn. nothing too wrong with that, as long as you find your way back to the path, right?
Yaban: [[This being part of it]]
Lai: ah. *frowns*
Yaban: [[how much does someone use their pinky, anyway?]]
Lai: mostly just musicians and artists and some fighters, I think
Yaban: [[alright. o.o I should probably get this over with]]
Lai: *winces* You sure you have to do that?
Yaban: [[yes. It's the rules. I need a knife o.o or I could use the blade part of the maskiri I guess]]
Lai: fuck the rules. live in sin! live in sin! don't hurt yourself. *covers his eyes*
Yaban: [[Wouldn't that be just as hurtful to me in the long run?]] *positions his hand*
Lai: hasn't been that bad to me
Yaban: [[will be for me...]]
Lai: oh Valar. don'tdoit >.<
Yaban: [[I'm not cutting your finger off. o.o]]
Lai: but you're hurting yourself o.< don't do it
Yaban: *positions the rounded blade so it won't take off any of his other fingers*
Yaban: [[just doing this before I wimp out again o.o]]
Lai: ... *kisses Yaban* don't hurt yourself. I like you as you are
Yaban: *kisses back* [[...and there goes another finger o.o]]
Lai: no. no lost fingers. don't make me take away your toy
nutmeg kawano: gah. toy = weapon
Yaban: [[o.o I'll do it at some point anyway]]
Lai: Please don't. Self disfigurement is far worse then fucking a male.
Yaban: [[worse for me if I don't]]
Lai: I don't see how
Yaban: [[just trying to stay good]] *inhales and shoves the blade down*
Lai: >.<
Yaban: o.o
Lai: o.< you're insane. I'm sure of it
Yaban: *presses his hand up to his shirt to keep it from bleeding and picks up his finger* o.o [[...I wonder what I'm supposd to do with this?]]
Lai: oh Eru... *pales* you did NOT just do that
Yaban: *nods, just as pale*
Lai: *tries to calm down* Here. Let me see
Yaban: *holds out his hand*
Yaban: [[doesn't hurt as much as I thought it would]]
Lai: *bites his lip* We're putting that finger back on.
Yaban: [[that sort of defeats the purpose]]
Lai: I don't care. It's going back on. I'm doing this, you have no responsibility for it
Yaban: *yanks his hand back*
Yaban: [[you're the reason I did it in the first place!]]
Lai: No. Hold still. *takes Yaban's hand* I'm going to fix it.
Yaban: [[NO]]
Lai: let me try one thing. If it doesn't work then I'll leave you alone, ok? Consider it a requirement of my religion
Yaban: ...*holds still*
Lai: I've never done this before, and I don't really know if I can, but... *places the severed finger back where it was supposed to be and holds it gently*
Yaban: o.o ow
Lai: *closes his eyes and concentrates* *a slight greenish glow flows from Lai's fingers into the wound*
Lai: Sorry. *opens his eyes* Did it work?
Yaban: [[I can't really feel it o.o it's sticking, though]]
Lai: *blinks* Really?
Yaban: [[Can I cut it off again?]] *weakly* [[I still owe for the kiss]]
Lai: I.. uh... *pales* I'm suddenly feeling a little dizzy...
Yaban: o.o
Yaban: *grabs*
Lai: I don't think I could do that again any time soon, so no more digit removal
Lai: *sits on the ground*
Yaban: [[I don't WANT it back...]]
Yaban: *sits beside and looks frantic* [[You aren't going to pass out?
Lai: *leans over and rests his head on his arms* Keep it. I think I'm going to be sick.
Yaban: [[..I'm sorry, Lai]]
Lai: Don't be. You're in one piece. *wince* Stay that way.
Yaban: [[I'm going to hell o.o]]
Lai: Why. Because of something I did? Don't you think I'm the one who'd be punished?
Lai: *sits up again, still looking fairly pale* I think I need to rest...
Yaban: [[I asked you to, though.]]
Yaban: [[I'll walk you back to camp o.o]]
Lai: I didn't have to listen.
Lai: Thank you. *sighs* I'm sure I'll be fine soon.
Yaban: [[I probably would have done something like that eventually. I'm terrible]]
Lai: Mmn. No more then most. You don't have to be a saint Yaban, no one expects it of you
Yaban: [[I do, so that's someone]]
Lai: You ask *deep breath* too much of yourself. *slight whimper* I want my Rumi
Yaban: [[...he's probably around here somewhere]]
Lai: *head on hands, between his legs*
Yaban: o.o [[Lai?]]
Lai: Give me a moment, I... I'll be fine.
Yaban: [[...kay]]
Lai: ...actually... *faints*
Yaban: O.O *smacks Lai on the face* [[get up! don't pass out!]]
Lai: *doesn't respond*
Yaban: ...[[right then]] *scoops Lai up* [[give you to that pink-haired thing and hide >.<]]

RUMIL. I BROKE YOUR BOYFRIEND.