dui=death
so i go to this place called flames express after practice with boy and victoria and we go there only cause i stopped to pee there once and they had very loud awesome music in the bathrooms and it made me happy well we go there and i get a side order of what is called a DUI its chili cheese fries with beef and pastrami...sounds pretty good but little do you know its very much like death cause i seriously had like 9 fries and i had to poop!!! death! well im thinkin its ok now that thats out of my system i con go along with my life and eat my DUI well no i ate more and had to poop again. well apparently when they say DUI they really mean goes through you system in 4 min. well of cores now i stop eating them but little do i know there is still some left and i had to poop again...so i went home and had my last poop for like a month cause im pretty sure i lost like50 lbs!!!hahaha so moral of the story never go to fames express...unless you are practicing at arroyo high school and you have to pee before the gym is open.....and or dont ever eat any thing that is called a DUI cause its pretty much death.