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for real pot heads are totally cool with me not smoking pot.
i'm like, "oh no dude....i don't smoke."
they're like. "fuck yeah, man. that's cool. do your thing man. we're all beautiful. don't let anyone tell you different.
i like you man. you're a good listener. you should hang out more often. i'll get ripped and just fucking throw some heavy shit at you and you tell me what you think. right on."
ppl that smoke pot occasionally.
they're like. "uhhh, what's your problem? you're a dick."
in the store last weekend a lady came up to me and said, "i hate to be the bearer of bad news but there is a girl passed out on the bathroom floor. but i really need to go, will you watch the men's room door while i'm in there."
and the same night a really drunk girl came in was coming out of her top for real. she had five random dudes that were shopping following her around just waiting for something to happen.
and then she stumbled real hard and i guess she was wearing a borrowed skirt bc it was too big for her and it came down. revealing a beautiful lacy red thong. the the dudes erupted in cheers .
her friends were embarrassed but she thought it was funny.
i've lost a lot upper body muscle mass now that i'm not doing heavy lifting in a ware house but bc i bike everywhere down here my legs are getting fucking ripped. my quads could stop bullets right now.
this entry is dedicated to reid and his birthday.
i'm like, "oh no dude....i don't smoke."
they're like. "fuck yeah, man. that's cool. do your thing man. we're all beautiful. don't let anyone tell you different.
i like you man. you're a good listener. you should hang out more often. i'll get ripped and just fucking throw some heavy shit at you and you tell me what you think. right on."
ppl that smoke pot occasionally.
they're like. "uhhh, what's your problem? you're a dick."
in the store last weekend a lady came up to me and said, "i hate to be the bearer of bad news but there is a girl passed out on the bathroom floor. but i really need to go, will you watch the men's room door while i'm in there."
and the same night a really drunk girl came in was coming out of her top for real. she had five random dudes that were shopping following her around just waiting for something to happen.
and then she stumbled real hard and i guess she was wearing a borrowed skirt bc it was too big for her and it came down. revealing a beautiful lacy red thong. the the dudes erupted in cheers .
her friends were embarrassed but she thought it was funny.
i've lost a lot upper body muscle mass now that i'm not doing heavy lifting in a ware house but bc i bike everywhere down here my legs are getting fucking ripped. my quads could stop bullets right now.
this entry is dedicated to reid and his birthday.