So this is what it's like to not be a virgin

Aug 23, 2008 10:48

Today I am sore and nonfunctional. Sore because of my period and cross-country practice, not because of my special deeds last night. Our scheme worked perfectly, actually. No muss, no fuss.

I am sitting naked on my bare bed, the sheets in the dryer after a much-needed wash, surrounded by the different sections of the L.A. Times, with a pizza box, eating the leftovers from last night.

I haven't taken a shower for 24 hours. In those 24 hours I have gotten many different bodily fluids on myself (barring pee, which thankfully isn't one of them) and have had an exceptionally hard team practice, so I must say that it should have been me in the washing machine, and not my rank, pink sheets.

Must smell quite foul. But this pizza is good, my hip-hop Pandora is great, and I'm fucking comfortable. And happy.

I am so happy. It's a calm satisfaction.

Totally at peace with myself. Holly
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