Art Challenge 12, fic no challenge x 2
Title: James!
Summary: James and his Patronus... which only after I drew did I notice was in 'real' colors. Deal with it!
Characters/Pairings: James Potter
Medium: Digital
5+5=10
Title: Shopping
Summary: Do you know that commercial that has the Russian guy saying "Opulence, I has it"? Well that kind of spawned this idea where Viktor goes shopping for mini animals!
Characters/Pairings: Viktor Krum
Rating/Warnings: G
Word Count: 526
“Oh thank you! Thank you so much for coming!” The wrinkled old man pumped the hand of his visitor. “It’s not every day we get someone of such a high profile here at our little establishment!”
Krum grunted an acknowledgement and moved throughout the complex of his own will. He had come rather on a whim himself. One of his friends that remained in Africa had told him about this amazing place that had miniature Muggle animals.
The old man had scurried to catch up with Viktor. “Is there anything specific you are looking for? We have all kinds of animals from all different parts of the world! We have llamas, rhinos, sharks, ocelots…” he drifted off to see if Viktor would have a response or if he would continue on in his own manner.
“Something exotic, even for Muggles,” he was still a man of few words and a vision in his mind of what he wanted, but not a very good way to verbalize it. “An herbivore.”
“Well right this way, sir. Did you have a specific climate in mind?” Oh he was sure to make a sale at this point, perhaps multiple animals. “We can do entire ecosystems if that is what you desire.”
Viktor kept on, glancing into ground level cages. There was a black bear rearing up on its back legs and then charging after some deer that had come to close to its cub. It let out a mighty bellow which sounded a bit silly in miniature and then lumbered back towards the tree where its cub was waiting. “It will be inside my home. It must be big enough for me to see easily. It should be docile and perhaps lethargic.” Viktor wondered again why he was here. He was off buying a gift for his niece, but it was something he would have to take care of on his own. The things he was willing to do for his family. After another half hour or so of looking, Viktor finally saw it. “That.” He pointed. “Would it sit on a pillow and let my niece pet it?”
The old man squinted. “Well, it is young so I think yes. However, let me get a pillow and we can get a better feel for the answer to your question.”
Viktor leaned down to scratch the yellow and brown fur. It had a long strange neck which he found almost endearing. Bending even further, he looked at it intently. The strange creature looked back up at him and brushed against his cheek causing Viktor to blush happily. It was so very soft!
The old man arrived back with a pillow. Carefully he moved the odd gangly creature out and onto the pillow. Viktor kneeled down beside it, still regarding it carefully. Like a good creature it simply lay where it was placed more or less. There was some adjusting, but it seemed happy there.
“This one. What is it?”
“It’s called a giraffe, sir.”
“I want this giraffe then.” He snapped his fingers to get his agent to pay for it while petting the creature still. “Giraffe… I has it.”
526/50=10.52 = 11
Title: PARTY!
Summary: AVPM/AVPS meets Facebook and a crack moment from yesterday
Characters/Pairings: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Dumbledore, Snape, Cho, Umbridge, Draco, Luna, Cedric, Goyle
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for some language
Word Count: 530
You have received an invite from Cho Chang.
Hey y’all! I just wanted to invite you to the super exclusive Pre-Halloween-Feel-Me-Up-Dance. Make sure you are there. Please respond so I know how many people to expect.
()Yes ()Maybe ()No
Harry FREAKING Potter YES!
Ron Redvines Weasley YES!
Hermione Granger Yes!
Ron Redvines Weasley Hermione, why do you even try?
Ginny Weasley YES!
Ron Redvines Weasley NO ANNOYING KID SISTERS!
Dumbledore Yes
Severus Snape Headmaster, do you really think that is wise?
Harry FREAKING Pottere Oh, you’re invited too, Butt Trumpet?
Severus Snape What?
Hermione Granger He called you a Butt Trumpet, sir.
Severus Snape 10 Points from Gryffindor!
Harry FREAKING Potter Thanks Hermione.
Ron Redvines Weasley Thanks Hermione.
Draco Daddy’s Boy Malfoy Will there be a potty there? BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO USE THE POTTY!
Dumbledore Draco, shut up you little shit.
D. Umbridge Child are you following Mama’s rules? Also, Albus, did you get my text?
Sent by text message
Cho Chang Yes, Miss Umbridge, of course! There is a party and you are invited. There are boys and they are cute.
D. Umbridge likes this comment.
Cedric Diggory Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
Dumbledore I ask again, what the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
Draco Daddy’s Boy Malfoy DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY? Alsdkfjasdlkfj oh… oh no. I hit myself with the boardkeys… I … I think I’m bleeding!
Goyle You’re not bleeding.
Draco Daddy’s Boy Malfoy Are you sure? It really feels like I’m bleeding!
Goyle Nope.
D. Umbridge Severus, are you with Albus? Did he get my text?
Sent via Text Message
Severus Snape You know he can read this too, Umbridge. And no, I’m not with him. (Now look what you did Albus!)
Harry FREAKING Potter Way to go Butt Trumpet.
Dumbledore Yes, Umbridge I got your text. Maybe you should talk to Firenze. Say, Cho, is there a theme to this party? I totally have the best costume to wear if so.
Cho Chang Yes, Headmaster. What costume are you planning on wearing?
Dumbledore I have a boss Zefron outfit. I'm going to look just like him from High School Musical.
Harry FREAKING Potter, Ron Redvines Weasley, Draco Daddy's Boy Malfoy and 4 others like this comment.
Ron Redvines Weasley Say Cho, will there be snacks at this party?
Cho Chang Of course, y'all! I wouldn't have a party without snacks or punch (but not made with Squirt - sorry Harry)
Ron Redvines Weasley, Dumbledore, and D. Umbridge like this comment.
Harry FREAKING Potter It's cool. I know it's just me.
Ron Redvines Weasley Will there be Redvines, or should I bring some of my own?
Harry FREAKING Potter You should bring extra. ALso you better dress as an athlete so you can wear your headband.
Ron Redvines Weasley Already planned on it. Hey Harry, do you think Snape will come as a butt trumpet?
Hermione Granger You do realize that he has access to read that, right?
Luna Lovegood The nargles probably made him do it. It's very common you know. Like diapers, all respectable wizards wear them.
Draco Daddy's Boy Malfoy likes this comment.
530/50=10.6=11
10+11+11= 32 points for Gryffindor
Summary: James and his Patronus... which only after I drew did I notice was in 'real' colors. Deal with it!
Characters/Pairings: James Potter
Medium: Digital
5+5=10
Title: Shopping
Summary: Do you know that commercial that has the Russian guy saying "Opulence, I has it"? Well that kind of spawned this idea where Viktor goes shopping for mini animals!
Characters/Pairings: Viktor Krum
Rating/Warnings: G
Word Count: 526
“Oh thank you! Thank you so much for coming!” The wrinkled old man pumped the hand of his visitor. “It’s not every day we get someone of such a high profile here at our little establishment!”
Krum grunted an acknowledgement and moved throughout the complex of his own will. He had come rather on a whim himself. One of his friends that remained in Africa had told him about this amazing place that had miniature Muggle animals.
The old man had scurried to catch up with Viktor. “Is there anything specific you are looking for? We have all kinds of animals from all different parts of the world! We have llamas, rhinos, sharks, ocelots…” he drifted off to see if Viktor would have a response or if he would continue on in his own manner.
“Something exotic, even for Muggles,” he was still a man of few words and a vision in his mind of what he wanted, but not a very good way to verbalize it. “An herbivore.”
“Well right this way, sir. Did you have a specific climate in mind?” Oh he was sure to make a sale at this point, perhaps multiple animals. “We can do entire ecosystems if that is what you desire.”
Viktor kept on, glancing into ground level cages. There was a black bear rearing up on its back legs and then charging after some deer that had come to close to its cub. It let out a mighty bellow which sounded a bit silly in miniature and then lumbered back towards the tree where its cub was waiting. “It will be inside my home. It must be big enough for me to see easily. It should be docile and perhaps lethargic.” Viktor wondered again why he was here. He was off buying a gift for his niece, but it was something he would have to take care of on his own. The things he was willing to do for his family. After another half hour or so of looking, Viktor finally saw it. “That.” He pointed. “Would it sit on a pillow and let my niece pet it?”
The old man squinted. “Well, it is young so I think yes. However, let me get a pillow and we can get a better feel for the answer to your question.”
Viktor leaned down to scratch the yellow and brown fur. It had a long strange neck which he found almost endearing. Bending even further, he looked at it intently. The strange creature looked back up at him and brushed against his cheek causing Viktor to blush happily. It was so very soft!
The old man arrived back with a pillow. Carefully he moved the odd gangly creature out and onto the pillow. Viktor kneeled down beside it, still regarding it carefully. Like a good creature it simply lay where it was placed more or less. There was some adjusting, but it seemed happy there.
“This one. What is it?”
“It’s called a giraffe, sir.”
“I want this giraffe then.” He snapped his fingers to get his agent to pay for it while petting the creature still. “Giraffe… I has it.”
526/50=10.52 = 11
Title: PARTY!
Summary: AVPM/AVPS meets Facebook and a crack moment from yesterday
Characters/Pairings: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Dumbledore, Snape, Cho, Umbridge, Draco, Luna, Cedric, Goyle
Genre: Humor
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for some language
Word Count: 530
You have received an invite from Cho Chang.
Hey y’all! I just wanted to invite you to the super exclusive Pre-Halloween-Feel-Me-Up-Dance. Make sure you are there. Please respond so I know how many people to expect.
()Yes ()Maybe ()No
Harry FREAKING Potter YES!
Ron Redvines Weasley YES!
Hermione Granger Yes!
Ron Redvines Weasley Hermione, why do you even try?
Ginny Weasley YES!
Ron Redvines Weasley NO ANNOYING KID SISTERS!
Dumbledore Yes
Severus Snape Headmaster, do you really think that is wise?
Harry FREAKING Pottere Oh, you’re invited too, Butt Trumpet?
Severus Snape What?
Hermione Granger He called you a Butt Trumpet, sir.
Severus Snape 10 Points from Gryffindor!
Harry FREAKING Potter Thanks Hermione.
Ron Redvines Weasley Thanks Hermione.
Draco Daddy’s Boy Malfoy Will there be a potty there? BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO USE THE POTTY!
Dumbledore Draco, shut up you little shit.
D. Umbridge Child are you following Mama’s rules? Also, Albus, did you get my text?
Sent by text message
Cho Chang Yes, Miss Umbridge, of course! There is a party and you are invited. There are boys and they are cute.
D. Umbridge likes this comment.
Cedric Diggory Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
Dumbledore I ask again, what the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
Draco Daddy’s Boy Malfoy DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY? Alsdkfjasdlkfj oh… oh no. I hit myself with the boardkeys… I … I think I’m bleeding!
Goyle You’re not bleeding.
Draco Daddy’s Boy Malfoy Are you sure? It really feels like I’m bleeding!
Goyle Nope.
D. Umbridge Severus, are you with Albus? Did he get my text?
Sent via Text Message
Severus Snape You know he can read this too, Umbridge. And no, I’m not with him. (Now look what you did Albus!)
Harry FREAKING Potter Way to go Butt Trumpet.
Dumbledore Yes, Umbridge I got your text. Maybe you should talk to Firenze. Say, Cho, is there a theme to this party? I totally have the best costume to wear if so.
Cho Chang Yes, Headmaster. What costume are you planning on wearing?
Dumbledore I have a boss Zefron outfit. I'm going to look just like him from High School Musical.
Harry FREAKING Potter, Ron Redvines Weasley, Draco Daddy's Boy Malfoy and 4 others like this comment.
Ron Redvines Weasley Say Cho, will there be snacks at this party?
Cho Chang Of course, y'all! I wouldn't have a party without snacks or punch (but not made with Squirt - sorry Harry)
Ron Redvines Weasley, Dumbledore, and D. Umbridge like this comment.
Harry FREAKING Potter It's cool. I know it's just me.
Ron Redvines Weasley Will there be Redvines, or should I bring some of my own?
Harry FREAKING Potter You should bring extra. ALso you better dress as an athlete so you can wear your headband.
Ron Redvines Weasley Already planned on it. Hey Harry, do you think Snape will come as a butt trumpet?
Hermione Granger You do realize that he has access to read that, right?
Luna Lovegood The nargles probably made him do it. It's very common you know. Like diapers, all respectable wizards wear them.
Draco Daddy's Boy Malfoy likes this comment.
530/50=10.6=11
10+11+11= 32 points for Gryffindor