moar fic (no challenges)
title; MYTHBUSTERS, INC.
authors; hecticity and el_em_en_oh_pee (linked with permission from my co-author)
rating; PG-13 for innuendo and adult themes
word count; 3563
characters; (in order of appearance) Justin Finch-Fletchley, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart, Winky the House Elf, Millicent Bulstrode, and references to Pansy Parkinson and Hannah Abbott
summary; In which the authors mythbusters completely destroy the fanon habit of saying "Oh, gods." And the Greek myths surrounding Athena and Narcissus, too.
warnings; detailed descriptions of mpreg in some of its more...twisted...forms (though none of the characters actually have to go through the weirder ones), references to het, slash, and femmeslash, inordinate amounts of innuendo, crack, and mythology dorkage.
disclaimer; None of this is even remotely true (the authors don't think), nor do Harry Potter and Co (not to mention the Greek deities) belong to the authors. This is purely for the shock entertainment value, and not for profit.
title: A Romance In Three Parts
rating: PG
word count: ~1800
pairing: Lucius/Narcissa
summary: What had once been casual fascination with Narcissa was now something else entirely. Her sisters had always irritated him for reasons he couldn't really explain, but it was true they were the farthest from damsels in distress that it was possible to be; perhaps he'd severely underestimated her.
warnings: UST, banter, fluff (I'm far too romantic with this couple :|)
author's note: written for troublems03, when Lumos Sorting was still around.
title. Sugar Coated
author. hecticity, formerly known as Sappholococcus.
rating. G
pairing. Draco/Neville
summary. The time that Neville loves Draco most is when he's asleep.
word count. 549
warnings. pure, unadulterated schmoop. Very fluffy, very little plot.
disclaimer. all your wizards are belong to JKR.
Annalisa//Slytherin
authors; hecticity and el_em_en_oh_pee (linked with permission from my co-author)
rating; PG-13 for innuendo and adult themes
word count; 3563
characters; (in order of appearance) Justin Finch-Fletchley, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Gilderoy Lockhart, Winky the House Elf, Millicent Bulstrode, and references to Pansy Parkinson and Hannah Abbott
summary; In which the authors mythbusters completely destroy the fanon habit of saying "Oh, gods." And the Greek myths surrounding Athena and Narcissus, too.
warnings; detailed descriptions of mpreg in some of its more...twisted...forms (though none of the characters actually have to go through the weirder ones), references to het, slash, and femmeslash, inordinate amounts of innuendo, crack, and mythology dorkage.
disclaimer; None of this is even remotely true (the authors don't think), nor do Harry Potter and Co (not to mention the Greek deities) belong to the authors. This is purely for the shock entertainment value, and not for profit.
title: A Romance In Three Parts
rating: PG
word count: ~1800
pairing: Lucius/Narcissa
summary: What had once been casual fascination with Narcissa was now something else entirely. Her sisters had always irritated him for reasons he couldn't really explain, but it was true they were the farthest from damsels in distress that it was possible to be; perhaps he'd severely underestimated her.
warnings: UST, banter, fluff (I'm far too romantic with this couple :|)
author's note: written for troublems03, when Lumos Sorting was still around.
title. Sugar Coated
author. hecticity, formerly known as Sappholococcus.
rating. G
pairing. Draco/Neville
summary. The time that Neville loves Draco most is when he's asleep.
word count. 549
warnings. pure, unadulterated schmoop. Very fluffy, very little plot.
disclaimer. all your wizards are belong to JKR.
Annalisa//Slytherin