Jul 06, 2008 15:53
Title: RAVENCLAW!
Summary: An Acrostic Poem Describing Ravenclaw
Characters/Pairings:
Genre: Poem (Acrostic)
Rating/Warnings: G!
Word Count: 39
Really smart are those sorted here
And rather knowledgeable in all things
Very smart
Even in stressful situations
No telling where their knowledge ends
Can't not know the answer to a question
Lending their knowledge to tutor others
Answers as many questions possible
Without delay, Ravenclaw STUDY!
Title: A Visit to the Ministry
Summary: A Visit to the ministry in poetry
Characters/Pairings: Random Ministry Worker number 35692
Genre: Poem (random rhyming)
Rating/Warnings: G
Word Count: 186
Through the telephone booth you go
Down down down to the dark below
When you finally come to a great nice hall
Filled with witches and wizards with gall
Here you'll find some games and sports
With magical athletes of every sorts.
Here is where the organize the world cup
where the players on brooms go up, up, up!
Also here they solve magical problems and issues
Too bad they don't also provide tissues.
Theres also a department on cooperation
Where they talk to many different nations.
Percy and Crouch are here to stay
Getting along with others in every way.
In the department of Magical Law Enforcement,
They make many many endorsements.
To keep those criminals of behind bars.
Death eaters and murderers, and your cousin, Lars.
And of course magical Transportation
Which can send you off to a different location.
By bus or train, or maybe floo powder
shout it clear, oh do be louder.
And of course the control of magical Creatures
Where people like Hagrid could be condemned as teachers.
And then theres the vague department of mystery
Who knows what they've done throughout history.
So come on in, enjoy your stay
And try not to lose your way.
In the ministry, here you are
have fun, don't wander far!
Chantal// Hufflepuff
creator: eating_death