Fic Challenge #15
Title: I Ain't Ready
Summary: Fic Challenge #15: Interacting with the Outside World
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa Black-Malfoy
Genre: Humor
Beta: Unbetaed
Rating/Warnings: PG
Medium: Fic
Word Count: 247
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: Yes
If yes, your Tumblr username: monkiainen
The Muggle world is a strange, strange place. No brooms, no Portkeys, no Apparition. Wizards have Magic to make wonders - Muggles have science to explain all the wonders the magic does.
A bridge collapses after a battle between Death Eaters and the Order? Structural failure. Werewolves attacking people in Upper Birchwood? Wild wolves escaped from the conservation area. And Muggles will never know what really happened.
Narcissa had never felt so lost in her life. What she was supposed to do, when she had no idea how to live in the world she had been pushed into against her will?
It was ridiculous, really. Only a fool would put themselves into an impossible situation - and right now Narcissa felt like one. Stupid Muggles. Why they had to ruin a perfectly good plan to get rid of those… half-bloods and muggle-borns, fighting in the name of Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore? If only Lucius’ plan had worked then the Dark Lord would surely have forgiven the minor mistakes his dear husband had made.
And yet, there she was, standing alone in the middle of nowhere. For all their stupidity, Muggles had invented something truly astounding: helicopters. One, little, flying metal thing had appeared above them just when they were casting their spells, and results were terrifying to say the least. How could have they known the said helicopter was on its way to spread insecticide to the nearby field?
Narcissa vowed to stay away from the Muggle world from now on.
Johanna / Hufflepuff / 8 + 5 = 13
Summary: Fic Challenge #15: Interacting with the Outside World
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa Black-Malfoy
Genre: Humor
Beta: Unbetaed
Rating/Warnings: PG
Medium: Fic
Word Count: 247
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: Yes
If yes, your Tumblr username: monkiainen
The Muggle world is a strange, strange place. No brooms, no Portkeys, no Apparition. Wizards have Magic to make wonders - Muggles have science to explain all the wonders the magic does.
A bridge collapses after a battle between Death Eaters and the Order? Structural failure. Werewolves attacking people in Upper Birchwood? Wild wolves escaped from the conservation area. And Muggles will never know what really happened.
Narcissa had never felt so lost in her life. What she was supposed to do, when she had no idea how to live in the world she had been pushed into against her will?
It was ridiculous, really. Only a fool would put themselves into an impossible situation - and right now Narcissa felt like one. Stupid Muggles. Why they had to ruin a perfectly good plan to get rid of those… half-bloods and muggle-borns, fighting in the name of Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore? If only Lucius’ plan had worked then the Dark Lord would surely have forgiven the minor mistakes his dear husband had made.
And yet, there she was, standing alone in the middle of nowhere. For all their stupidity, Muggles had invented something truly astounding: helicopters. One, little, flying metal thing had appeared above them just when they were casting their spells, and results were terrifying to say the least. How could have they known the said helicopter was on its way to spread insecticide to the nearby field?
Narcissa vowed to stay away from the Muggle world from now on.
Johanna / Hufflepuff / 8 + 5 = 13