POETRY CHALLENGES: #6 (eleven haikus) AND #73 (one nonnet)

[jacklemmon]

Title: Howler Imminent
Summary: poem challenge (nonnet)
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley
Genre: poetry
Beta: lol no
Rating/Warnings: terrible wordage?
Medium: nonnet
Word Count: under 30
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: no


Ron Weasley best listen to his mum.
She will send another howler.
He knows she totally will.
Wasn't really his fault.
He's certain of that.
Absolutely.
Positive.
Really.
Crap.

Title: Haikus
Summary: poem challenge (haikus)
Characters/Pairings: Uric the Oddball, Luna Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Whomping Willow
Genre: poetry
Beta: lol no
Rating/Warnings: terrible wordage?
Medium: nonnet
Word Count: under 30 per haiku; total of 11 haikus
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: lol why would you (aka no)


URIC THE ODDBALL

Uric the Oddball,
He was decidedly odd
and of Ravenclaw!

I love ole Uric.
He's totally odd and stuff.
That's totally rad.

Uric the Oddball
is featured on a card, yo,
A chocolate one.

LUNA LOVEGOOD HAIKUS

Luna the Lovegood.
Xenophilius Lovegood
is her father, wow!

Lovely lollipops,
Luna has bunches of those!
Maybe she will share.

Daughter of Lovegood,
your beauty and grace are great!
So says the nargles!

Luna with blonde hair!
Luna Lovegood, she don't care!
She go anywhere!

WIZARDING WORLD YADDA
Each issue of the
Quibbler is quite important.
Says the editor.

Whompin Willow rules!
Whompin all day, every day!
Whomp, Whomp there it is!

Forbidden Forest
you should not go in there, yo.
It is dangerous.

Forbidden it is.
That forest is a dark place
full of dark menace.


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