Poetry Challenge #33 and #25

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Title: Haiku? Don't mind if I do.
Summary: Just some Haikus
Characters/Pairings: Purebloods (No specific characters), Dumbledore/Sherbet Lemon, Neville/Trevor, Lockhart/Lockhart,
Mrs.Norris/Filch
Genre: Crack/Poetry
Rating/Warnings: G or PG
Word Count: Under 30 each
Can the Order post to Tumblr?: Yes


My blood ain’t tainted
By some nasty muggle filth
So fresh and so clean

My blood is so pure
but I got a dirty mind
let me hit that, girl

Purity is best
Deny all of the muggles
keep it nice and clean

Some purebloods are great
but some of them are real mean
choose your friends wisely

We are all mixed up
no one is a real pureblood
so let us be friends

Sherbet Lemons, yum
I will love you forever
We will be lovers

Where is Trevor?
My heart yearns for you, Trevor
Come home to Daddy.

Who is that hot man?
Oh, it’s me in a mirror
Well, obviously.

Missus Norris, wait!
I am sorry I forgot
about our date, eek!

Dobby loves Harry
but not in that kind of way
unless master wants?

Heather/Gryffindor/10 challenge poetry x 5 points =
50 points for Gryffindor!