Poetry Challenge #6: 25 Haiku
Title: Professor
Summary: 25 desperate last-minute Haiku, describing different Hogwarts professors
Characters/Pairings: Several Hogwarts Professors
Genre: Poetry
Rating/Warnings: G/none? IDK.
Word Count: under 30 each
Does he use shampoo
All his students ask themselves
When they look at him
He's not popular
Except amongst Slytherins
He's not very loved
He's the Half Blood Prince
A mastermind in potions
Can he teach them, too?
The spectacled cat
Transforms whenever she likes
Knows so many spells
Gryffindor's teacher
Knows how to stun her students
Is she popular?
She'll teach how to fly
And takes care about Quidditch
Does she play herself?
He was asked to teach
Did he ever do his job?
He just knows one charm
The girls fancied him
Were happy when they saw him
Did he deserve this?
He forgot it all
Would even forget his fame
Will he be the same?
He came back and knew
His contacts would be improved
He revived his club
Potions are his love
But what about pineapple?
Does he like it too?
They had been old friends
When he was asked to come back
So he did agree
They all want his shelf
Want to find themselves on it
But can they make it?
They don't believe her
Not when she makes predictions
She's only laughed at
Sometimes she is right
When she sees what they don't see
She is not a fraud
When she really sees
Only few know that she's right
Only few believe
She did lose her job
Didn't lose her residence
Would have been homeless
Terrorize the school
Was all that she seemed to do
They had to obey
They all were questioned
Whether they wanted or not
Had to tell the truth
She was headmistress
Not for a very long time
She'd destroy the school
Yes, he was the best
Really was the best of all
But he had to leave
He was a werewolf
But still accepted at school
A brilliant teacher
They were enemies
As children and then, grown up
Hated each other
She adores her plants
But does she love teaching more?
She has two passions
Hufflepuffs love her
Other students like her too
She loves them as well
25 poems for challenges x 5 = 125
Total: 125 points for Hufflepuff!
Summary: 25 desperate last-minute Haiku, describing different Hogwarts professors
Characters/Pairings: Several Hogwarts Professors
Genre: Poetry
Rating/Warnings: G/none? IDK.
Word Count: under 30 each
Does he use shampoo
All his students ask themselves
When they look at him
He's not popular
Except amongst Slytherins
He's not very loved
He's the Half Blood Prince
A mastermind in potions
Can he teach them, too?
The spectacled cat
Transforms whenever she likes
Knows so many spells
Gryffindor's teacher
Knows how to stun her students
Is she popular?
She'll teach how to fly
And takes care about Quidditch
Does she play herself?
He was asked to teach
Did he ever do his job?
He just knows one charm
The girls fancied him
Were happy when they saw him
Did he deserve this?
He forgot it all
Would even forget his fame
Will he be the same?
He came back and knew
His contacts would be improved
He revived his club
Potions are his love
But what about pineapple?
Does he like it too?
They had been old friends
When he was asked to come back
So he did agree
They all want his shelf
Want to find themselves on it
But can they make it?
They don't believe her
Not when she makes predictions
She's only laughed at
Sometimes she is right
When she sees what they don't see
She is not a fraud
When she really sees
Only few know that she's right
Only few believe
She did lose her job
Didn't lose her residence
Would have been homeless
Terrorize the school
Was all that she seemed to do
They had to obey
They all were questioned
Whether they wanted or not
Had to tell the truth
She was headmistress
Not for a very long time
She'd destroy the school
Yes, he was the best
Really was the best of all
But he had to leave
He was a werewolf
But still accepted at school
A brilliant teacher
They were enemies
As children and then, grown up
Hated each other
She adores her plants
But does she love teaching more?
She has two passions
Hufflepuffs love her
Other students like her too
She loves them as well
25 poems for challenges x 5 = 125
Total: 125 points for Hufflepuff!