Title: Stay Frosty
Summary: Godric hates zombies. Salazar hates country music. Rowena is a badass, and Helga loves to laugh at the shit Godric does and says.
Characters/Pairings: Godric Gryffindor/Salazar Slytherin (slight/implied), Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, and a bunch of OCs
Genre: AU, gen, crack
Beta: N/A
Rating/Warnings: PG-13; a lot of swearing and the shooting of zombies
Medium: fic
Word Count: 2012
Author's Notes:
etacanis is thrice to blame for this crack: Galazar, Generation Kill, and her prompt for the Tuesday SQ Rome challenge: 'post-apocalyptic AU'.
Question: if zombies have no fucking brains, how do you blow them out? @
badglue Nadia/Ravenclaw/67