Fic; No Challenge
Title: An IM coversation
Summary: Remus has discovered the joys of the internet and introduced it to Sirius. Sirius has taken to it in a similar way to a magpie taking to something shiny. James is a boring bugger. AU and rather cracky.
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin
Genre: Humour.
Rating/Warnings: PG; as ever, there is swearing.
Word Count: 574
Notes: James' typo's are intentional but are also real on my part. I don't know if the mods want me to include the intentional typos in the word count as they aren't, technically, words. XD
S: This thing is fantastic.
J: I spose so. I stiuull prefwer owls.
S: You are a terrible typist. I'll have to get Remus to teach you.
J: Like I asid, i orefer owl and a quill.
S: But this way we can get proper instant responses.
J: We're sat in the same room. We could just talk to each toehr.
S: This is a lot more fun.
J: We both have to use the same computer. We keep swapping places. It's pointelless.
S: You're just upset because Evans doesn't have a computer.
J: Shut up.
S: I knew it.
J: Shut up.
S: Nope! Don't you waste enough energy over her already?
J: Shut up.
S: Not just energy, also ink.
J: Shut. Up.
S: And parchment.
J: I won't say it again.
S: Ooh! Moony just came online. I'll add him to this conversation.
J: Joy, or all joys. He can pick on me too.
Remus J Lupin was Added to the ConversationS: MOONY!
Remus J Lupin: Good evening, Gentlemen. How are you both doing?
S: We're fine. James was just telling me how much he wishes that Evans was with computer.
J: No I wasn't. Don't liisten to him Moondy.
S: MOONDY? You are a terrible typist.
Remus J Lupin: Would this be a bad time to mention that she does have a computer? Also, James, I think I will have to teach you how to type. Sirius has been telling me how much you struggle with it.
J: She does? Does she have this conversation thing? Can I add heer to my contact thingy?
S: Look what you did Moony. Now he won't sleep for the rest of the holidays for thinking about how he can harrass the poor girl over the interweb.
Remus J Lupin: She does have it but I am not at the liberty to give out her contact information to every Tom, Dick and Harry.
J: I'M ONT EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRT! I'M HER FUTURE HUSBAND!
S: Typing = terrible
J: I don't fucking care about my typing. I am furious.. with my so called friend.
Remus J Lupin: What if she stricly forbayed me to give you her information? Would you want me to break the trust of your future spouse?
S: Don't encourage him.
Remus J Lupin: You know as well as I that indulging him is the only way to get him to listen.
S: True
S: P.S Can you not have a shorter name?
J: I suppose not. Although she is clearly desluisoonal about not wanting to add me to her conracts thing.
S: Do you have sausages for fingers?
J: Puss off.
S: Ha. Point made.
R: Happy now Sirius? I will pass on the message about her being delusional. I'm sure that she will be pleased to hear that you haven't changed over the holidays.
S: Extremely. It was as if you were writing to your lawyers before.
R: And lawyers you are not.
S: Exactly.
J: Please please pleaaaase just give me her contact thing. I need to speak t o her!
R: No.
J: You hate me. You are right about things not changing over the holudays Moondy.
S: His name is Moony. You do know that, don't you?
J: Fuck off please.
S: Rude.
R: On another note, have either of you started on your homework yet?
S left the conversation.
J left the conversation.
I know that I've not been around the community, at all, in a long long time but I had a huge urge to write fic tonight. I figured that I might as well post it for some house points. :D
574/30 = 19.13333333etc
= 19 points for Hufflepuff
Summary: Remus has discovered the joys of the internet and introduced it to Sirius. Sirius has taken to it in a similar way to a magpie taking to something shiny. James is a boring bugger. AU and rather cracky.
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin
Genre: Humour.
Rating/Warnings: PG; as ever, there is swearing.
Word Count: 574
Notes: James' typo's are intentional but are also real on my part. I don't know if the mods want me to include the intentional typos in the word count as they aren't, technically, words. XD
S: This thing is fantastic.
J: I spose so. I stiuull prefwer owls.
S: You are a terrible typist. I'll have to get Remus to teach you.
J: Like I asid, i orefer owl and a quill.
S: But this way we can get proper instant responses.
J: We're sat in the same room. We could just talk to each toehr.
S: This is a lot more fun.
J: We both have to use the same computer. We keep swapping places. It's pointelless.
S: You're just upset because Evans doesn't have a computer.
J: Shut up.
S: I knew it.
J: Shut up.
S: Nope! Don't you waste enough energy over her already?
J: Shut up.
S: Not just energy, also ink.
J: Shut. Up.
S: And parchment.
J: I won't say it again.
S: Ooh! Moony just came online. I'll add him to this conversation.
J: Joy, or all joys. He can pick on me too.
Remus J Lupin was Added to the ConversationS: MOONY!
Remus J Lupin: Good evening, Gentlemen. How are you both doing?
S: We're fine. James was just telling me how much he wishes that Evans was with computer.
J: No I wasn't. Don't liisten to him Moondy.
S: MOONDY? You are a terrible typist.
Remus J Lupin: Would this be a bad time to mention that she does have a computer? Also, James, I think I will have to teach you how to type. Sirius has been telling me how much you struggle with it.
J: She does? Does she have this conversation thing? Can I add heer to my contact thingy?
S: Look what you did Moony. Now he won't sleep for the rest of the holidays for thinking about how he can harrass the poor girl over the interweb.
Remus J Lupin: She does have it but I am not at the liberty to give out her contact information to every Tom, Dick and Harry.
J: I'M ONT EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRT! I'M HER FUTURE HUSBAND!
S: Typing = terrible
J: I don't fucking care about my typing. I am furious.. with my so called friend.
Remus J Lupin: What if she stricly forbayed me to give you her information? Would you want me to break the trust of your future spouse?
S: Don't encourage him.
Remus J Lupin: You know as well as I that indulging him is the only way to get him to listen.
S: True
S: P.S Can you not have a shorter name?
J: I suppose not. Although she is clearly desluisoonal about not wanting to add me to her conracts thing.
S: Do you have sausages for fingers?
J: Puss off.
S: Ha. Point made.
R: Happy now Sirius? I will pass on the message about her being delusional. I'm sure that she will be pleased to hear that you haven't changed over the holidays.
S: Extremely. It was as if you were writing to your lawyers before.
R: And lawyers you are not.
S: Exactly.
J: Please please pleaaaase just give me her contact thing. I need to speak t o her!
R: No.
J: You hate me. You are right about things not changing over the holudays Moondy.
S: His name is Moony. You do know that, don't you?
J: Fuck off please.
S: Rude.
R: On another note, have either of you started on your homework yet?
S left the conversation.
J left the conversation.
I know that I've not been around the community, at all, in a long long time but I had a huge urge to write fic tonight. I figured that I might as well post it for some house points. :D
574/30 = 19.13333333etc
= 19 points for Hufflepuff