Poetry Challenge #6: Haikus!
I've got an alphabet of Haikus! (Haikus ?A-Z...but minus X...because X is weird.)
1. Aberforth,please don't.
Do not traumatize our minds.
Leave the goat alone.
2. Bella be crazy.
She has the creepy laugh down.
Back away slowly.
3. There is that Chang girl.
Domo arigato Cho,
You drove Potter nuts.
4. Diggory, my love,
stay away from the glitter.
It's for your own good.
5. Oh Lily Evans.
Potter just won't leave you be.
Try humouring him.
6. The Fat Lady is gone.
Out drinking with Violet.
I'll just sit and wait.
7. Godric Gryffindor
A noble man I've no doubt.
But red and gold though?
8. Hedwig is sassy.
Give her an Owl Treat or else.
Don't mess with the bird.
9. Insects creep Ron out.
Fred and George have fun with this.
Ron screams like a girl.
10. Poor Bertha Jorkins.
The wrong place at the wrong time.
Now he can return.
11. Igor, you pansy.
Karkaroff, they will get you.
You'd better run fast.
12. Luna makes no sense.
We love her all the same though.
Doubt your sanity.
13. Dear Madam Malkin,
Sassy gay men make good sales
clerks, just so you know.
14. Poor Sir Nicholas.
Been rejected once again.
Get me a blunt ax.
15. Get me some Ogden's.
Butterbeer is for the weak.
Off to the Hog's Head.
16. Pansy, you're lovely,
but stay away from Draco.
He's Hermione's.
17. You call us quirky.
We are Ravenclaws, of course.
What did you expect?
18. We love Rowena.
Founder of our noble house.
Queen of the Nuthouse.
19. Kingsley Shacklebolt:
Our BAMF Samuel Jackson of
the Wizarding World.
20. Trelawney, poor dear.
Trances and silly tea leaves.
No one believes her.
21. Dolores Umbridge:
Giving Poor Toads and Sweaters
a bad name for years.
22. Silly Voldemort.
Your awkward hugs are awkward.
And no one loves you.
23. Yes, Weird Sisters, I
Can dance like a hippogriff!
But how did you know?
24. I'm sorry Yaxley.
It really sucks to be you.
Damn those Wizard Cops.
25. Zabini, shut up.
Draco knows that you're right but
he won't admit it.
25 Haikus @5pts ea. = 125 points for Ravenclaw
Kailyn//Ravenclaw
1. Aberforth,please don't.
Do not traumatize our minds.
Leave the goat alone.
2. Bella be crazy.
She has the creepy laugh down.
Back away slowly.
3. There is that Chang girl.
Domo arigato Cho,
You drove Potter nuts.
4. Diggory, my love,
stay away from the glitter.
It's for your own good.
5. Oh Lily Evans.
Potter just won't leave you be.
Try humouring him.
6. The Fat Lady is gone.
Out drinking with Violet.
I'll just sit and wait.
7. Godric Gryffindor
A noble man I've no doubt.
But red and gold though?
8. Hedwig is sassy.
Give her an Owl Treat or else.
Don't mess with the bird.
9. Insects creep Ron out.
Fred and George have fun with this.
Ron screams like a girl.
10. Poor Bertha Jorkins.
The wrong place at the wrong time.
Now he can return.
11. Igor, you pansy.
Karkaroff, they will get you.
You'd better run fast.
12. Luna makes no sense.
We love her all the same though.
Doubt your sanity.
13. Dear Madam Malkin,
Sassy gay men make good sales
clerks, just so you know.
14. Poor Sir Nicholas.
Been rejected once again.
Get me a blunt ax.
15. Get me some Ogden's.
Butterbeer is for the weak.
Off to the Hog's Head.
16. Pansy, you're lovely,
but stay away from Draco.
He's Hermione's.
17. You call us quirky.
We are Ravenclaws, of course.
What did you expect?
18. We love Rowena.
Founder of our noble house.
Queen of the Nuthouse.
19. Kingsley Shacklebolt:
Our BAMF Samuel Jackson of
the Wizarding World.
20. Trelawney, poor dear.
Trances and silly tea leaves.
No one believes her.
21. Dolores Umbridge:
Giving Poor Toads and Sweaters
a bad name for years.
22. Silly Voldemort.
Your awkward hugs are awkward.
And no one loves you.
23. Yes, Weird Sisters, I
Can dance like a hippogriff!
But how did you know?
24. I'm sorry Yaxley.
It really sucks to be you.
Damn those Wizard Cops.
25. Zabini, shut up.
Draco knows that you're right but
he won't admit it.
25 Haikus @5pts ea. = 125 points for Ravenclaw
Kailyn//Ravenclaw