Poetry Challenge #36: Filch + Fred and George = Trouble

[palindrome]

Title: Double Trouble
Summary: The twins are always causing trouble for Filch
Characters/Pairings: Fred, George, Filch
Genre: Humor
Beta: none
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Poem
Word Count: 90


Fred and George or George and Fred
Either name fills him with dread.
Always plotting, planning, scheming
Leaving Filch all mad and screaming.
They won't stop making new inventions;
He'll always miss the harsh detentions.
Filch knows all about their feats,
the fireworks and tricky treats.
With only Filch to call their bluff
He's all alone which makes it tough.
Now, Fred and George know simple math
And how to skirt a mother's wrath.
With two of them the fun is double.
Too bad for Filch it's twice the trouble!

Palindrome//Hufflepuff//8