Poetry Challenge 6: 25 Haikus of various topics.
Title: Various Haikus
Summary: See above
Characters/Pairings: The Giant Squid, Fluffy, , Moaning Myrtle, Hermione, Peeves, McGonagall in animagus form, the Sorting Hat, Nearly Headless Nick, Hippogryffs, House Elves, Thestrals, HiH houses/mascots, Merpeople, Delores Umbridge, The Bloody Baron, The Grey Lady, Marauders, Fred and George.
Genre: Some crack in there, be warned.
Rating/Warnings: PG- a few light curse words
Word Count: varies
The giant squid has
One left tentacle it likes
To tickle me with
Fluffy, poor dog you’ve
Got three heads that change their minds
You run into walls
(of the Golden Snidget)
You’re an animal
Not a ball for wizard games
New inventions rock!
Moaning Myrtle is
A silly girl who often
Floods bathrooms when sad
(of Hermione and Time Turners)
Her hair from the back
Looks frizzy. Don’t see yourself
Or you’ll go crazy
Peeves, you hate Umbridge
As much as the rest of us
Get her for the twins!
Oh hai Tabby Cat
I know you is McGoogles
I see them glasses!
You’re only a hat
But you’ve got bigger brains than
Gilderoy Lockhart
Sorting each new year
You divide and they conquer
You sing awesome too
Nearly Headless Nick
Can’t join the headless hunt
Cause it’s still attatched
(of Hippogryffs)
Great Flyer, cool wings
But you’ll get beat like Malfoy
If you insult them
(of House Elves)
They don’t want your hats
But they’ll clean up anyway
Wearing funny clothes
In the kitchen, elves
Love to cook and serve
Students of Hogwarts.
(of Thestrals)
Most people don’t see
The black skeletal creatures
Unless they’ve known death
Knights of Hufflepuff
They fight for the cup
Justly and with pride
Pirates of red seas
Adventurous Gryffindors
Plunder massive points
Curious Vikings,
Intelligent Ravenclaws
Kick ass with their wit
(of being on hiatus when their mascot changed)
Sneaky snakes
Cunning aristocrats: since
When did that happen?
Everyone thinks that
Merpeople are beautiful
But they’re pretty darn fierce
(of Movie!Umbridge)
You always wear pink
And like those stupid cat plates
What’s up with that crap?
Quiet bloody ghost
You loved Helena of Claw
But now you’re stuck here
We never knew you
Grey Lady, until you helped
Find the diadem
(of Potions)
Harry’s worst subject
Until he found Snapes book
Lucky break; Ron’s pissed.
(of Hogsmeade)
Harry couldn’t go
Without his permission slip
But he found a way
Thanks to Fred and George
And their awesome secret map
Sneaky marauders.
25 Haikus + 5 for Challenge= 125 points!
Kat//hufflepuff
Summary: See above
Characters/Pairings: The Giant Squid, Fluffy, , Moaning Myrtle, Hermione, Peeves, McGonagall in animagus form, the Sorting Hat, Nearly Headless Nick, Hippogryffs, House Elves, Thestrals, HiH houses/mascots, Merpeople, Delores Umbridge, The Bloody Baron, The Grey Lady, Marauders, Fred and George.
Genre: Some crack in there, be warned.
Rating/Warnings: PG- a few light curse words
Word Count: varies
The giant squid has
One left tentacle it likes
To tickle me with
Fluffy, poor dog you’ve
Got three heads that change their minds
You run into walls
(of the Golden Snidget)
You’re an animal
Not a ball for wizard games
New inventions rock!
Moaning Myrtle is
A silly girl who often
Floods bathrooms when sad
(of Hermione and Time Turners)
Her hair from the back
Looks frizzy. Don’t see yourself
Or you’ll go crazy
Peeves, you hate Umbridge
As much as the rest of us
Get her for the twins!
Oh hai Tabby Cat
I know you is McGoogles
I see them glasses!
You’re only a hat
But you’ve got bigger brains than
Gilderoy Lockhart
Sorting each new year
You divide and they conquer
You sing awesome too
Nearly Headless Nick
Can’t join the headless hunt
Cause it’s still attatched
(of Hippogryffs)
Great Flyer, cool wings
But you’ll get beat like Malfoy
If you insult them
(of House Elves)
They don’t want your hats
But they’ll clean up anyway
Wearing funny clothes
In the kitchen, elves
Love to cook and serve
Students of Hogwarts.
(of Thestrals)
Most people don’t see
The black skeletal creatures
Unless they’ve known death
Knights of Hufflepuff
They fight for the cup
Justly and with pride
Pirates of red seas
Adventurous Gryffindors
Plunder massive points
Curious Vikings,
Intelligent Ravenclaws
Kick ass with their wit
(of being on hiatus when their mascot changed)
Sneaky snakes
Cunning aristocrats: since
When did that happen?
Everyone thinks that
Merpeople are beautiful
But they’re pretty darn fierce
(of Movie!Umbridge)
You always wear pink
And like those stupid cat plates
What’s up with that crap?
Quiet bloody ghost
You loved Helena of Claw
But now you’re stuck here
We never knew you
Grey Lady, until you helped
Find the diadem
(of Potions)
Harry’s worst subject
Until he found Snapes book
Lucky break; Ron’s pissed.
(of Hogsmeade)
Harry couldn’t go
Without his permission slip
But he found a way
Thanks to Fred and George
And their awesome secret map
Sneaky marauders.
25 Haikus + 5 for Challenge= 125 points!
Kat//hufflepuff