Poetry Challege #6 - Haikus
Title: Haikus
Characters/Pairings: Shrieking Shack, Ron Weasley, Gilderoy Lockhart, HiH Loins, Quidditch
Genre: Poetry
Rating/Warnings: G - PG
Look there! That is a
big, dark and creepy shack. I
WANT TO LOOK INSIDE!
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My dad's car landed
on the Whomping Willow. My
mum will murder me.
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Look at me. I'm fabulous!
I have amazing teeth that
sparkles. People love me.
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Love me some loins.
They know how to have fun and
drink they're asses off.
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When I watch Quidditch,
I expect someone playing Queen.
I'm such a Muggle.
Points
5 haikus + 5 points [challenge] = 30 points for Gryffindor
Characters/Pairings: Shrieking Shack, Ron Weasley, Gilderoy Lockhart, HiH Loins, Quidditch
Genre: Poetry
Rating/Warnings: G - PG
Look there! That is a
big, dark and creepy shack. I
WANT TO LOOK INSIDE!
-----------------------------
My dad's car landed
on the Whomping Willow. My
mum will murder me.
-----------------------------
Look at me. I'm fabulous!
I have amazing teeth that
sparkles. People love me.
-----------------------------
Love me some loins.
They know how to have fun and
drink they're asses off.
-----------------------------
When I watch Quidditch,
I expect someone playing Queen.
I'm such a Muggle.
Points
5 haikus + 5 points [challenge] = 30 points for Gryffindor