The secret to living a long life...
I actually wasn't sure about posting this here because it involves the word "penis." But then I went back and counted how many times I've been obscene here and my fears evaporated...
This story was relayed to me yesterday by a redneck co-worker. He said he was helping someone with a Wi-Fi issue, and that someone had an indistinct European accent. So they were making small talk while the router was resetting, and the European guy said, "The secret to a long life is happiness in your household."
However, because of his accent, the rep heard, "The secret to a long life is a penis in your asshole-d." Then he couldn't understand why the rep was laughing.
So he tried to explain it. "You know, a penis? Like when everyone's smiling? Everyone feels good?"
The rep told me he plans to have a short life.
This story was relayed to me yesterday by a redneck co-worker. He said he was helping someone with a Wi-Fi issue, and that someone had an indistinct European accent. So they were making small talk while the router was resetting, and the European guy said, "The secret to a long life is happiness in your household."
However, because of his accent, the rep heard, "The secret to a long life is a penis in your asshole-d." Then he couldn't understand why the rep was laughing.
So he tried to explain it. "You know, a penis? Like when everyone's smiling? Everyone feels good?"
The rep told me he plans to have a short life.