Water + caffeine
Listen, I'm not trying to tell businesses what to do, but why hasn't anyone marketed a drink that is basically pure water with raw caffeine added? We have water with vitamins, water with a bit o'juice so it tastes nicer than plain water, but I've never seen ye olde caffeine water.
Really the only reason I drink energy drinks is coffee usually tastes like licking aluminum foil, colas and other soda drinks have so much sodium I instantly gain 20 lbs, and tea is only slightly more complicated to figure out than some forms of advanced physics and... Let's face it, when you boil it down (pun intended!) what you're drinking is compost juice.
It's time to return to basics with a touch of technology to show we're better than other animals. Caffeinated water should be a thing. And instead of just a standard clear bottle, it needs to be a lined aluminum wrap over a standard clear bottle with little windows in the side because, basics + technology.
NOW PAY ME A MILLION DOLLARS!
Really the only reason I drink energy drinks is coffee usually tastes like licking aluminum foil, colas and other soda drinks have so much sodium I instantly gain 20 lbs, and tea is only slightly more complicated to figure out than some forms of advanced physics and... Let's face it, when you boil it down (pun intended!) what you're drinking is compost juice.
It's time to return to basics with a touch of technology to show we're better than other animals. Caffeinated water should be a thing. And instead of just a standard clear bottle, it needs to be a lined aluminum wrap over a standard clear bottle with little windows in the side because, basics + technology.
NOW PAY ME A MILLION DOLLARS!