*Sometimes* forwards can be good things
Advice we all could take to heart:
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field of all your Checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, Skip rather than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the Poems don't rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your Co-workers address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When leaving The zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, They're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
It's Called therapy.
BTW: download Joe Jackson's "Home town" RIGHT NOW. It's the most absolutely gorgeous song ever arranged. Why? Because the inspiration for the accompianment is Pachlebel's Canon of course! It's absolutely breath-taking.
Of all the stupid things I could have thought
This was the worst
I started to believe
That I was born at seventeen
And all the stupid things
The letters and the broken verse
Stayed hidden at the bottom of the drawer
Theyd always been
And now I plough through piles
Of bills, receipts and credit cards
And tickets and the daily news
And sometimes I just . . .
Wanna go back to my home town
Though I know itll never be the same
Back to my home town
cause its been so long
And Im wondering if its still there
We think were pretty smart
Us city slickers get around
And when the goings rough
We kill the pain and relocate
Were never married
Never faithful not to any town
But we never leave the past behind
We just accumulate
So sometimes when the music stops
I seem to hear a distant sound
Of waves and seagulls
Football crowds and church bells
And I . . .
Wanna go back to my home town
Though I know itll never be the same
Back to my home town
cause its been so long
And Im wondering if its still there
Back to my home town
Though I know itll never be the same
Back to my home town
cause its been so long
And Im wondering if its still there
PS- what does recumbent mean?
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field of all your Checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, Skip rather than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the Poems don't rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your Co-workers address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When leaving The zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, They're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
It's Called therapy.
BTW: download Joe Jackson's "Home town" RIGHT NOW. It's the most absolutely gorgeous song ever arranged. Why? Because the inspiration for the accompianment is Pachlebel's Canon of course! It's absolutely breath-taking.
Of all the stupid things I could have thought
This was the worst
I started to believe
That I was born at seventeen
And all the stupid things
The letters and the broken verse
Stayed hidden at the bottom of the drawer
Theyd always been
And now I plough through piles
Of bills, receipts and credit cards
And tickets and the daily news
And sometimes I just . . .
Wanna go back to my home town
Though I know itll never be the same
Back to my home town
cause its been so long
And Im wondering if its still there
We think were pretty smart
Us city slickers get around
And when the goings rough
We kill the pain and relocate
Were never married
Never faithful not to any town
But we never leave the past behind
We just accumulate
So sometimes when the music stops
I seem to hear a distant sound
Of waves and seagulls
Football crowds and church bells
And I . . .
Wanna go back to my home town
Though I know itll never be the same
Back to my home town
cause its been so long
And Im wondering if its still there
Back to my home town
Though I know itll never be the same
Back to my home town
cause its been so long
And Im wondering if its still there
PS- what does recumbent mean?