if you're going to be in here you have to take off your hoodie

[hflirtz2u2]

last night.. much fun was had
went to my first club/bar.. it was pretty... bunk..
yes i said bunk
meaning
BORING AS FUCK
they didn't ask me for my ID either.. =*(
it was a mix of rednecks and uncultured black folk.. like people you wouldn't think would be together
i was just there to watch donovan breakdance... no..
me and Kevin (my gay friend that i call fage with love) dipped and went to C&C..

C&C

had my ID out to get in
and as you would guess.. another sad face, they still didn't check it

so we browsed the porn mags and vids
ha, some videos were like not even porn, they were Bananas In Pajamas and Barney

ahahaha

all the sex toys just made me giggle, Kevin was trying to act straight, and then these to black guys came in and ended up being gay so he stopped

so many people kept going back into the "video room".. yuck

yea so we stayed there for a while, since i couldn't buy my stuff until the system went up or something

It was a blast

I ended up buying this wild cherry lotion stuff.. it heats up when you rub it!
and i got some passion fruit kind too
then before we were leaving, i got a grab bag for $5

that was the best thing

me and Kevin ran out to the car and opened it

I got a vibrator! ahahaha.. it's like a super old school one!
a dick lolipop!
and spanish fly mix!

not bad for 5 dollaz

we tried the cherry lotion stuff, it's really good!

ahhaaha

well after that Kevin was like "have you gotten a lottery ticket yet?!"

so we went and did that
and still
no ID check
fuckers.
but yea

i won.. nothing

all & all a very fun night

if only this fucking cough would go away!