Drabble meme - HIT ME!

[hezmanagirl]

Snurched from jackson_nash

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level

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[hezmanagirl]

Artie and Tina are experimenting in the bedroom (he does have a fully functional penis, after all) so research is necessary for this particular endeavor. When it comes to questions pertaining to girls Puck is the guy with the answers and Artie knows this, he also knows that the likelihood of embarrassment is definitely a possibility.

Artie sees Puck after school in the parking lot and figures it’s the best time as any to get some answers to his pressing questions. He yells for him to wait up sec, Puck complies with a grin on his face.

“S’up Abrams? You finally gonna cave and have the Puckerone help you out with your extra curricular activities?”

Shit eating doesn’t even cover the Cheshire-like visage the football player has so Artie knows for a fact that he’s going to be embarrassed but get the best information available.

He dives right in and asks the hard question, “So when a girl says she’s ready for you to go down on her, what’s the best technique to use, would you say? Something that would make her scream your name to wake the neighbors.”

Puck’s jaw drops at his friend’s forwardness but he quickly gathers himself to answer him, “My particular favorite is a what I call “The Double Whammy”. You use the suck and blow method on her clit while you also use two fingers really deep. Works like a charm on Berry every time!”

Artie had thought he would be the one embarrassed during his Q & A but was happily surprised it had been Puck.