Feb 15, 2005 00:20
I realized tonight that internet AIM sex bots are a needed thing in this world. Fat men with no life need company. Those sex bots provide that company. Picture a guy named Ned, he wieghs 300 lbs and has a job and a meat factory. He comes home to three fish and his cremated grandmother on the mantle. As he logs on the internet he starts to cry as he realizes that no one is on his buddy list. Then BOOM! SeXyTiTs6969 IM's Ned and his eyes light up in wonder. SOMEONE DOES LOVE ME!!!! He thinks.
Yeah, for 3.50 every five minutes Ned...
But think, without these sex bots he might of hung himself by the string of the tub plug.
Thank you Internet Sex Bots, Thank you...
(wisdom brought to you by LKB's Negative head space) )))X_x(((