Googlism - from fever_crusade

[heythereslugger]

Boy oh boy, if I didn't know any better, I'd say I was fictional after reading all of this.

Go to Googlism.com
Search your name/nickname. (Make sure WHO is selected).
Italicize the ones you think are true.

murphy brown is one of the most original (...uh-huh, keep going.)
murphy brown is a carbon (atom?)
murphy brown is the star reporter of fyi (

Comments

[mr_colbert]

I would say that we learned that you're a crone, but we knew that already.

[heythereslugger]

No, you knew that, in your deluded little head of yours.

[mr_colbert]

Someone else agrees with me. That makes it we. Learn your pronouns.

[heythereslugger]

Like one whole other person agreeing with you is anything to write home about. Except, wait, it would be, because that means that they're insane, too.

[mutantwatch]

Well, you got off lightly compared to me.

[heythereslugger]

I'll say. I've only had the chance to glance over yours, but the statutory rape one definitely jumped out at me.

[mutantwatch]

Innocent until proven guilty.

[heythereslugger]

If the judges feel like following that rule today.

[alan_shore]

alan is pleased
alan is on my "a" list of healers
alan is fantastic
alan is fully insured to practice swedish massage
alan is reliable and wonderful to work with
alan is on holiday for 6 whole months
alan is the devil
alan is a physical therapy and rehabilitative consultant for the carolina panthers
alan is doing some small gigs ina pub in islington in order to get back into the swing of things
alan is enamored with this beautiful woman that has decided to go out with him
alan is a popular lecturer and professional speaker
alan is an honors graduate of cornell university and columbia law school where he was an editor of the columbia law review
alan is dead
alan is a great guy
alan is mourned
alan is a keen fan of the law but not too keen on those who break it
alan is on edge
alan is professional magician based in new york city
alan is related to 96% of the people living in bolivia
alan is a big abba fan
alan is leaving

[heythereslugger]

You didn't even put your last name in there.

[alan_shore]

My full name turned up very few results. Unlike some people, I like to keep a low profile.

[heythereslugger]

Well, where's the fun in a low profile?