Obligatory Tammy Post

[heythereslugger]

All right, let's get this one out of the way first: "Kinkiest Freak"? I have a feeling I know who was responsible for that one. And wouldn't he like to know

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[alan_shore]

And in that fateful moment of truth, I'd turn to him, shrug, and say, "Well, it all had to come to an end sometime".

And that's when I'd kick you out of the bunker.

P.S. I wouldn't presume you to know this, since it's buried somewhere in the Constitution, but you have to be at least thirty-five to be eligible for the presidency.

ooc: Congratulations! I'm sure there'll be more nominations to come, too.

[heythereslugger]

Hahahahahaha. You couldn't kick me even if you tried.

As much as it pains me to admit this, I will because we're talking about me becoming the President: I'm eligible.

ooc: Thank you! I'm sure the same will be true for you, too. :DDDD

[alan_shore]

I'm in the Coast Guard. We do an astonishing array of manly things. On boats. If anyone could drive me to it, it would be you.

Claire still has my vote.

[heythereslugger]

Oho boy, I'll bet. *snort* I'll chalk that up to innate talent, then. *grin*

I'm sorry you feel that way. I'll remember that once I take office.

[alan_shore]

Are you honestly expressing derision for our troops? Even Bush isn't that foolish. Knock yourself out.

I was wondering how this nuclear holocaust would come about.

[heythereslugger]

Come on, you don't really think I'm that heartless, do you? That was directed at you, Denny, boats, and manly things all lumped together in one sentence. Don't mind if I do. And before you smirk with satisfaction because you want to twist it into a literal interpretation, just know that I'm fully expecting it. *smile*

Yeah, but don't think you won't have a hand in it. In fact, I'm pretty sure you'll be the one to provoke my pushing the launch button in the first place.

[alan_shore]

I said nothing about Denny! Too late--the smirk's already in place.

Ironic that we should end up the only survivors.

[heythereslugger]

Don't you two do everything together? I assumed he'd be there with you, especially since it sounds like quite the testosterone party. Oh, like there's a time when you're not smirking.

Ironic indeed. You were supposed to stand there and let the missile kill you, not go running off to some bunker.

[alan_shore]

Everything but Shirley. I take Sundays and federal holidays off.

Yes, well, I'm notoriously disobliging when it comes to missile strikes of which I am the proposed target.

[heythereslugger]

Like she'd let you. At least you're smart enough to give the muscles a break.

What a shame. I bet the missiles would enjoy your company, too. You could talk for hours about your shared interest in ramming things.

[alan_shore]

Neither would Denny. Why do you think I'm so intent on sleeping with you? If you're attempting to buy my vote with flattery, you've quite a ways to go.

And about your pushing our buttons.

[heythereslugger]

Because you're a pig who'll sleep with anything that moves and has great legs? I don't need your vote; I can win without it.

But mostly about ramming things, right?