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1. [ ] Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm or dyed(its just short)
2. [ ] Your dad is some sort of engineer.
3. [ ] Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
4. [x] You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing. (My dad!)
5. [x] You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
6. [ ] You shop at 99 ranch. (Ew no.)
7. [x] Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from. (I am Chinese, in fact.)
8. [x] You've had a bowl haircut at one time in your life. (Hahaha grade from like kindergarten to grade three!)
9. [x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. (And cousins, and my own friends..)
10. [ ] You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest, or library.
11. [ ] Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
12. [x] You or your parents drive mostly Japanese cars.
13. [x] You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom. (Not from parents though, if that's what you're implying.)
14. [ ] You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs. (I refuse to.)
15. [ ] At least once, you've started a joke with "Confucius say...."
16. [x] You know what bok choy is.
17. [x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February. (Mmmoolah!)
18. [x] Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors.
19. [ ] You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you (e.g. joeyAHH).
20. [ ] You have no eyelashes.
21. [ ] Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc? (They're not trying to IMPRESS you.)
22. [x] Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin. ("when we were young we ate every grain.")
23. [x] The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, and octopi) were last night's dinner.
24. [ ] Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
26. [ ] Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In China (or other native country), we studied even more."
27. [x] Your parents expect you'll be best friends with anyone off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
28. [ ] An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother?" Well then, "Is it your sister?" (It's happened ONCE, I think.)
29. [ ] Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both.
30. [ ] Your parents say, "Calculus? I took Calculus in 8th grade!"
31. [x] Everyone thinks you're good at math.
32. [ ] Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "ai-yahs, and Wah's?
33. [ ] You like $1.75 movies.
34. [ ]You like $1.50 movies even more. (Those movies suck.)
35. [x] Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever popular lime green.
36. [x] Your Parents insist you marry within your race. (They don't say it, but I'm sure that would be their message.)
37. [ ] You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation of oriental food. (Actually, we do all the time.)
38. [ ] You either really, really want to go to UC or really, really want to stay away from it.
39. [ ] Your parents have never kissed you.
40. [ ] Your parents have never kissed each other.
41. [x] You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents.
42. [ ] "You want a stereo?! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!" (Not anymore, but they use to when I was little.)
43. [x] People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.
44. [x] You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle"
45. [x] You have 12+ aunts and uncles. (Probably some more I'm not even knowledgable about.)
46. [ ] At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
47. [ ] Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat anyway. It's still good."
48. [x] The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses/contacts. (Including me.)
49. [x] You will most likely be taller than your parents. (Already am.)
50. [x] Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin, or both.
51. [x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't.
52. [x] When going to a friend's house, you always have to bring a gift. (Well, not ALWAYS..)
53. [ ] Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees.
54. [ ] Your family owns a tennis racket, golf clubs, or both
55. [ ] Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV. (They usually don't watch sport-related shows..)
56. [ ] The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations, or any of the rest of the furniture.
57. [x] There are rocks, sticks, leaves, and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
58. [x] You own a rice cooker or two.
59. [ ] You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
60. [ ] Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
61. [ ] Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
62. [ ] Your mom buys you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come.
63. [ ] Your parents believe in feng shui.
64. [ ] Your parents are very conservative and think that tank tops/halters/spaghetti straps shows too much skin.
65. [x] Every time your parents lecture you, they always make up excuses that relate to everything you've done in the past. (ALWAYS! IT PISSES ME OFF)
66. [ ] You eat rice at least twice a day. (Usually at least once, at dinner.)
67. [ ] You like JIN.
68. [ ] When you were little, your parents punished you with sticks and stuff. ("and stuff"..?)
69. [x] The adults fight for the bill when you go out for dinner.
70. [ ] Your parents told you that you were found under a bridge. (WTF?!)
29/70 = 41%
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Oh, I don't know..
2. How much cash do you have on you? Loads.
3. What word rhymes with "test"? Molest.
4. Favorite planet? Don't have one... Actually, Saturn. Because it has a ring.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell? Can't be bothered to check.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? Umm nothing really. I don't have any super cool ringtones.
7. What kind of shirt are you wearing? Black UB.
8. Do you "label" yourself?" No.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? Today I wore my vans.
10. Bright or dark room? Dark.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? Got it off some random person on myspace =P
13. what happened to number 12? You tell me.
14. What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing video games.
15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? Can't remember. Not going to check.
16. Where is your nearest 7-11? Dunno.
17. What's a saying that you say a lot on MSN? heyy
18. Who told you they loved you last? Peggy.
19. Last furry thing you touched? Err..
20. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days? Zero.
21. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? Zero.
22. Favorite age you have been so far? 13.
23. Your worst enemy? None at the moment. I'm kinda enemy free in my life.
24. What is your current desktop picture? Haha I keep changing it. Right now it's Deery Lou!
25. What was the last thing you said to someone? "."
26. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret? The million bucks. I have hundred of regrets but nothing worth going back and changing.
27. Do you like or love somebody right now? I don't like much people. Especially if you're a complete cuntface.
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I still haven't finished my homework.
FUCK YOU GEOGRAPHY AND MATH!
- I seriously don't know how I'm going to memorize basically the whole textbook for exams.
- And oh how I hate researching for essays.
- And math, for having me go through and re-do a problem ten times and still not get it.