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[heytenth]

Listen up, losers.

October 14th, arguably the most important day of the year, is coming. If you don't fucking know what day it is, I will come over there and beat you unconscious with this stupid day-to-day calendar of motivational sayings Cavallone had hanging in 'Never Land' or whatever the fuck he calls his room of pedophilia.

If you act

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[bite2death]

Should I RSVP here?

[heytenth]

Don't bother. I know you're coming.

[bite2death]

I was going to say no.

[heytenth]

Attendance is mandatory for every member of the Vongola famiglia.

You've got no choice.

[bite2death]

I'm not a member. You can't make me go and I refuse to bring a gift.

[heytenth]

Like it or fucking not, you are. And I WILL make you come. And you WILL bring a gift.

[bite2death]

I sold my ring on eBay.

Sawada Tsunayoshi can have my tonfa to his face.

[heytenth]

........You better be joking.

Lame gifts get returned. Your tonfa will be crammed in some really unpleasant orofice.

[bite2death]

I'm not.

I'll give you a gift as well.

[heytenth]

$7.99?! THE VONGOLA RINGS ARE INVALUABLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! WORTH AT LEAST 7.99 BILLION DOLLARS!

The gift of you with a tonfa up your ass is more than enough. Thanks.

[bite2death]

Why don't you buy it?

I wasn't even responding to that part of your comment.

[heytenth]

... It's fake. I can spot shoddy craftsmanship from a mile away.

Even you're not dumb enough to sell a Vongola ring.

Good for you.

[bite2death]

Right. Then it'll just go to the highest bidder.

[heytenth]

Whatever. Argue as much as you want, I know you'll come anyway.

Even if your two favorite people aren't allowed in.

[bite2death]

Namimori Ichiro is already dead and Michael Jordan lives in America.

[heytenth]

.... I meant Dino Cavallone and pineapple freak.

What the fuck.