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[heytenth]

Listen up, losers.

October 14th, arguably the most important day of the year, is coming. If you don't fucking know what day it is, I will come over there and beat you unconscious with this stupid day-to-day calendar of motivational sayings Cavallone had hanging in 'Never Land' or whatever the fuck he calls his room of pedophilia.

If you act

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[swordinabat]

I was thinking of getting him a video game!

[heytenth]

Value over 2 000 yen or 150 euro necessary or you'll be crapping out your slinky or action figure or whatever the hell.

Did you fail to read the entire post, or is your memory span less than the time it takes to type your reply.

[swordinabat]

I'm kinda broke, though!

[heytenth]

...Then don't bother showing up.

[swordinabat]

Ah, what about if I get someone else to pitch in with me?

[heytenth]

The gift value better be double what I mentioned in the post.

[swordinabat]

Hahaha, I don't think either of us has the first amount combined.

[heytenth]

Means you and that other person aren't invited.

Poor people aren't welcome in the famiglia.

[swordinabat]

Hahaha, but I thought it was mandatory to go!

I'll get him two games, is that OK?

[heytenth]

Not... not as mandatory as bringing a quality gift.

Depends on the games. Only top of the line games are acceptable.

[swordinabat]

Grand Theft Auto?

[heytenth]

.... No.

[swordinabat]

Hahaha, Final Fantasy then?

Where are we doing the party?

[heytenth]

The latest Gundam video game. Don't you know anything about the Tenth's interests?

That's... I don't know.

[swordinabat]

Hahaha, I'll get him one of those, then!

We should do it at a restaurant!

[heytenth]

No where near the price limit. Guess you're lucky Tenth tolerates your presence.

It's going to be a castle. Or a palace.