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heytenth

yet another slumber party log

Aug 22, 2008 22:48

GENDER-BENT SLEEPOVER PARTY!!!

Party on the Vongola ship. Girls and effeminate homosexual men only. Any straight men* attempting to sneak in for a panty raid or any other shenanigans will be tonfa'd or sodomized with a wooden plank. With nails in it. Or both! BEWAAAAARE.

*straight men not currently sporting breasts and a vagina.

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BEDROOM NUMBER 1 heytenth August 23 2008, 03:10:27 UTC

The main area for the sleepover, with a giant television and great big bed for Dino's children orgies. Cheesy romance movies will be playing nonstop here.

Don't bother trying to change it. Hibari will get violent.

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 piratewhip August 23 2008, 03:35:17 UTC

*eating chocolate on his children orgy bed*

*NOT THAT HE HAS CHILDREN ORGIES, YOU WHORE*

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 heytenth August 23 2008, 03:46:57 UTC

*occasionally reaching up and stealing chocolates from dino*

*very subtlety*

*only the caramel-filled kind*

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 piratewhip August 23 2008, 03:57:35 UTC

*notices but doesn't mind* *shifts the box so more caramel filled ones are near Gokudera*

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 heytenth August 23 2008, 04:03:21 UTC

*would prefer stealing them, thank you*

*takes the whole box for great justice*

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 bite2death August 23 2008, 04:04:37 UTC

*slams tonfa down on box to prevent stealing*

*smashes them all*

Leave the chocolate.

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 piratewhip August 23 2008, 04:08:41 UTC

....You smashed them! *looks woefully at the squished chocolate on the tonfa*

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 bite2death August 23 2008, 04:11:35 UTC

Gokudera Hayato was stealing them. *looks at his sad and dirty tonfa*

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 piratewhip August 23 2008, 04:16:01 UTC

...But now they're all squished and stuck to your tonfa... *looks at the tonfa too*

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 bite2death August 23 2008, 04:17:10 UTC

*looks at his tonfa again*

Wow.

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 piratewhip August 23 2008, 04:19:33 UTC

*looks between it and Kyouya's face* It seems like such a waste.

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 bite2death August 23 2008, 04:22:44 UTC

... *looks at the tonfa*

So?

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 piratewhip August 23 2008, 04:24:12 UTC

You keep your tonfa clean, right?

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 bite2death August 23 2008, 04:26:19 UTC

Very clean. *left his patented tonfa cleaning rag in his pants pocket*

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 piratewhip August 23 2008, 04:28:22 UTC

*eyes it again*

We could still eat it then.

Re: BEDROOM NUMBER 1 bite2death August 23 2008, 04:30:07 UTC

I can't guarantee I won't hit your face in. *moves the tonfa closer to Dino in a threatening way*

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