Aug 22, 2008 22:48
GENDER-BENT SLEEPOVER PARTY!!!
Party on the Vongola ship. Girls and effeminate homosexual men only. Any straight men* attempting to sneak in for a panty raid or any other shenanigans will be tonfa'd or sodomized with a wooden plank. With nails in it. Or both! BEWAAAAARE.
*straight men not currently sporting breasts and a vagina.
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Yeah, eat all of the Vongola food, fatties.
There are plenty of party-ish dishes around which came from whoknowswhere. SODA, CHIPS, CRAB LEGS, FISH, FISH HEADS, MORE FISH, GRILLED SEAGULL?
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*but hesitating due to figure concerns*
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*offers sea-gull smiling*
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*ignores the offer with a sneer* You're gonna get fat on that crap.
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Hahaha, I'll run it off! *adds more delicious stuff to his plate*
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*stares at yamamoto's plate, then at her own-- woefully salad-populated* It's bad for you.
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Hahaha, I'm still young! *adds an obscene amount of mayonnaise*
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*glaring daggers at the side of her head* That's pure FAT! Pure... delicious fat.
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*dips chips in mayo and holds it out towards her* Hahaha, try some!!
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*smacks the chip out of her hand and replaces it with a cherry tomato* You're looking husky already.
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*blinks* *lifts her shirt a bit, showing her OH HO SO FLAT abdomen* Really?
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*doesn't even bother looking* *knows she's fit, thank you very fucking much* Really. Look at those love handles. *smacks the exposed skin* Stop eating so recklessly. You're a girl now.
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*KINDA TICKLES* Hahaha, I guess I have to exercise more! *thinks about that last bit* Well, yeah, but not forever, right?
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Or just stop eating like a fat, useless American. *switches their plates* Who the hell knows. But this is for the best.
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Hahaha! Not all Americans are fat! *looks at the lettuce without much excitement*...But I need proteins!
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