yet another slumber party log

Aug 22, 2008 22:48

GENDER-BENT SLEEPOVER PARTY!!!

Party on the Vongola ship. Girls and effeminate homosexual men only. Any straight men* attempting to sneak in for a panty raid or any other shenanigans will be tonfa'd or sodomized with a wooden plank. With nails in it. Or both! BEWAAAAARE.

*straight men not currently sporting breasts and a vagina.

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THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 03:08:25 UTC
Spend your time here if you please.

Yeah, eat all of the Vongola food, fatties.

There are plenty of party-ish dishes around which came from whoknowswhere. SODA, CHIPS, CRAB LEGS, FISH, FISH HEADS, MORE FISH, GRILLED SEAGULL?

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Re: THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 03:40:59 UTC
*eying the grilled seagull with interest*

*but hesitating due to figure concerns*

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Re: THE KITCHEN swordinabat August 23 2008, 03:42:35 UTC
*is grabbing everything on sight* *has that sort of metabolism that will make her be thin forever*

*offers sea-gull smiling*

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Re: THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 03:45:52 UTC
*is just a paranoid 90 pound girl with a severe eating disorder*

*ignores the offer with a sneer* You're gonna get fat on that crap.

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Re: THE KITCHEN swordinabat August 23 2008, 03:50:13 UTC
*yamamoto would make her confident again*

Hahaha, I'll run it off! *adds more delicious stuff to his plate*

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Re: THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 03:52:35 UTC
*that is just a lifetime movie waiting to happen*

*stares at yamamoto's plate, then at her own-- woefully salad-populated* It's bad for you.

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Re: THE KITCHEN swordinabat August 23 2008, 03:55:42 UTC
*HE WOULD BE A TENDER LOVER*

Hahaha, I'm still young! *adds an obscene amount of mayonnaise*

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Re: THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 04:00:53 UTC
*WOULD HE TELL HER SHE'S B-BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY SHE IS?*

*glaring daggers at the side of her head* That's pure FAT! Pure... delicious fat.

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Re: THE KITCHEN swordinabat August 23 2008, 04:03:07 UTC
*AMONG OTHER LESS HOLY THINGS*

*dips chips in mayo and holds it out towards her* Hahaha, try some!!

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Re: THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 04:06:00 UTC
*RAPE IS NOT ALLOWED IN A LIFETIME MOVIE* *UNLESS IT'S A PLOT DEVICE*

*smacks the chip out of her hand and replaces it with a cherry tomato* You're looking husky already.

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Re: THE KITCHEN swordinabat August 23 2008, 04:09:36 UTC
*THEN LET'S JUST TURN THIS INTO AN R-RATED BLOCKBUSTER*

*blinks* *lifts her shirt a bit, showing her OH HO SO FLAT abdomen* Really?

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Re: THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 04:17:17 UTC
........ *I'M IGNORING THAT*

*doesn't even bother looking* *knows she's fit, thank you very fucking much* Really. Look at those love handles. *smacks the exposed skin* Stop eating so recklessly. You're a girl now.

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Re: THE KITCHEN swordinabat August 23 2008, 04:21:03 UTC
*a girl getting raped by her best friend. WILL BRING IN THE MASSES*

*KINDA TICKLES* Hahaha, I guess I have to exercise more! *thinks about that last bit* Well, yeah, but not forever, right?

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Re: THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 04:28:00 UTC
*of perverted old fat guys maybe*

Or just stop eating like a fat, useless American. *switches their plates* Who the hell knows. But this is for the best.

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Re: THE KITCHEN swordinabat August 23 2008, 04:34:52 UTC
*whatever, they don't need any cameras then*

Hahaha! Not all Americans are fat! *looks at the lettuce without much excitement*...But I need proteins!

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Re: THE KITCHEN heytenth August 23 2008, 04:38:10 UTC
99.9%. *takes a huge bite of something chock full of meat and fat* Lettuce has tons of vitamins and fiber. Eat up.

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