been soo long....
what up peeps.i know i havent updated in a long time but ive been kinda sick so with all this free time i have ive been doing some more thinkin.....(yes i know ive already said some of theise before but just for fun
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If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? yes
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? the parents detremine
Can you make a candle out of your earwax? ewwwwwwwww if you had a lot of ear wax
When French people swear do they say pardon my English? probably not because the french are too good to admit they were speaking english
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
no. something can be the most profitable if you get at the right time
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
insureance
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
i say sure
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
yes
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? i think buttons are cute....
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? yes, i think its possible if you work at it
Are marbles made of marble?
they can be
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
i have never notice that
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
again insurance
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
it looked like macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
mr. utterly
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
a college student
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
no its a people trap that is operated by a hyperintelligent pandimensioal being
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? im in ap chemistry and i cant answer this one
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
i dont think they would enjoy it as much
Can you get cornered in a round room? no caused there is no coners
Can mute people burp? yes
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? it explodes
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? its just how the world is
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? ask webster
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? yes
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? well i always imagine hell as a large cave thing with a lot of fire. so the heat would go up but not go anywhere so the heat would build
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? i dont like strawberries
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? its kinda like coffee. coffe comes from beans but it isnt a veggie
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? What?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? they can come in different colors
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? some people dont get put into the loony bin. though the people who work at the loony probably dont believe in God so they would think you are crazy.
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