Dear Rory-Craving Cali
Dear Rory,
I don't like living on the east coast. I would like to move to San Francisco? What types of jobs should a young gay man such as myself try for in the Bay Area?
Yours truly,
Craving Cali
Dear Craving Cali,
I can’t say I blame you; San Francisco is one of the greatest cities on Earth! From the culture, to the shopping, to the people (we’re talking about me), you can’t get it better than this.
So, now onto the job.
I suppose this depends on the type of young gay man you are. If you are a raging whore, as I know so many young gay men are, then I have a good friend that works at Treasure Island Media. Their old power bottom, Dawson, and his tired sphincter need a replacement. Sure it will be long tiring hours, and it doesn’t pay very well, but think of all the new friends you’ll make!
Now, if you’re a little more reserved and handsome, like me, you can get a job writing a humorous advice column. Unfortunately that doesn’t pay anything, but think of all the friends you’ll make!
Or you could find a sugar daddy and never have to work another job again.
But no matter what job you get, remember that you are still living in San Francisco.
Best Wishes,
Dear Rory