Seven Bullets

[heyprettygurl]

(Voice;Japanese)

[This is the sound of Magoichi getting buzzed and not sounding too thrilled about it.]

You know, I'm really not into the whole 'you hurt me, I'll work harder' ideal. If I've got something to talk about I'll tell you. No need to shock me for it...

Comments

[mercifulsmile]

It likes to do that to everyone. Are you okay, though?

[heyprettygurl]

Eh, well I'd rather it checked me off it's list of people to shock. Be real nice of it.

I'm not gonna die from it, just annoying. Guess I should let everyone hear my handsome voice more often~

[mercifulsmile]

Hmm, I don't think it can do that. It's not a person, after all!

Oh, MAgo. You're still not ugly.

[heyprettygurl]

True enough. Whatever it is, it'd be nice if it knocked the shocking bit off.

Huh? Ugly? Whoa whoa, lil' lady! Never admitted to being that. I know I'm a handsome devil, it's just getting the ladies here to see it that's the problem.

1/2

[mercifulsmile]

[Have a laughing Gracia in your face]

2/2

[mercifulsmile]

I mean to say, your charm still hasn't convinced me. Not handsome, but not ugly.

[heyprettygurl]

[He's pouting, he really is.]

You know, lil' lady, just because you're a married woman, doesn't mean you can't think I'm good looking. Promise I won't tell your man.

[mercifulsmile]

Oh, Mago, you're so silly. But I'll play along. Alright then! I admit it! [Her voice is now overly dramatic] Don't tell Tadaoki, but I've fallen madly in love with you! You're the most handsome man--[yeah she just started to laugh]--I'm sorry, handsome man in all of Japan!

[/currently trying to keep a straight face brb]

[heyprettygurl]

You women are real sweet with that sarcasm of yours.

[mercifulsmile]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to--

...oh, Mago. Did I hurt your feelings?

[heyprettygurl]

[His ego, it took a bruising.]

Nah, you're just playing around. Having some fun. I can handle it, lil' lady. A real man doesn't let words affect him~

[mercifulsmile]

I know, I know, but I feel sort of bad now because I always...well...i guess it wouldn't hurt?

Yes, yes, Mago, I think you're handsome. That's from the heart now, I promise. And I'm not just saying that to make you feel better!

[heyprettygurl]

Haha, you don't have to say that to make me feel good. Heck, you'll make my head too big! Can't have that now.

But hey! It's the same when I tell you you're beautiful. Tadaoki is a lucky man to have such a woman. Not just pretty, but strong too. Strong in the best way possible. Strong at heart.

[mercifulsmile]

I think that's a little too late, Mago!

[She pauses, a little touched by his words.] T-Thank you, Mago. That means a lot coming from you.

Mago, you know a lot about relationships, right? Can I ask you something?

[heyprettygurl]

[FFFFF worst person to ask about relationships, Gracia.]

Hey, I mean it. You're a tough lil' lady. I wouldn't want to get in a scuffle with ya!

Ha! Course I do! You're talking to the king of relationships, lil' lady! Something you need help with?

(LOCKED)

[mercifulsmile]

It'd be worse if I didn't have this chip! I saved your life once back home, you know! But I guess you win that category. You've saved me more times than I can count.

Well...yes. You see, it's about...how I feel. About...you know. Hmm. [She knows you know who she means.]

(OOC: OKAY SO UHH. Samurai Warriors 2:XL gives the vaguest interpretation of Gracia/Tadaoki, so I'mma improvise this okay? XD Tell me if it's too much, because honestly, I BLAME HOW THEY DISCARDED ALL HISTORICAL FACTS ABOUT THIS GIRL.)