You gotta love mad libs
It's saturday afternoon and you're at the grocery store picking up a few odds and ends including some magic markers and toilet paper. You stop in the fruits and vegetable aisle and start to feel the passion fruits.
Yum! They're your favorite. Then you hear a familiar voice behind you
say, "How's the selection today?" You turn around and see that it is
Orlando Bloom! He's just standing there smiling at you. Orlando tells
you that passion fruits are his favorite.
"Holy ravioli, Batman!" you say. 'They're mine too!'
'I wonder what else we have in common?' Orlando says.
You can't help but smile. You and Orlando get to talking and you find out that you have a lot in common, including the fact that you both like ice dancing! Orlando then asks you if you want to get together later tonight for dinner. You're stunned but manage to reply rather calmly, 'You bet your bobby socks!!'
You give Orlando your address and he says that he'll pick you up at 7. You say goodbye and then rush home to figure out what to wear on your date. You decide on your favorite mauve and puce dress because it makes you look incredibly surreptitious. When Orlando arrives he looks absolutely beautiful in a lime green shirt and a pair of black snake skin pants. He hands you a bouquet of dandilions, kisses you on your pinkie toe, and tells you that you look Herculean. You ask him where you're going for dinner and he tells you that it's a surprise.
You walk out to his car, a black ice cream truck, and he opens the passenger door for you. You get in and notice that it smells a little like chunky monkey ice cream. Orlando drives you to Eat Me and says 'Surprise!' He tells you that this is his favorite restaurant.
When you walk in, everyone turns to Orlando and says 'Pip, pip, cheerio! Absolutely spiffing to see you, old boy!'
It seems he's a regular here. You get an intimate table in the corner and Orlando orders a bottle of malt whiskey. You order the tofu hot dog and the roasted salamander. Orlando gets a plate of froot loops. You enjoy your wonderful dinner while listening to Orlando as he tells you about his dog Maude and his new pet donkey named Alexandro.
Before you know it, it's 10 o'clock and Orlando explains that he has to go home and get to bed because he has a big day of frolicking tomorrow. He drives you home and walks you to your door. He tells you that he had a wonderful time and asks if you want to go out again. You reply, "Ten four, good buddy!!"
Orlando then lays his hand on your nostril and gives you a passionate kiss. As he's leaving he says 'Goodbye Boo Boo, I'll talk to you tomorrow.' Your night with Orlando is over and it will be one that you'll never forget!
"Holy ravioli, Batman!" you say. 'They're mine too!'
'I wonder what else we have in common?' Orlando says.
You can't help but smile. You and Orlando get to talking and you find out that you have a lot in common, including the fact that you both like ice dancing! Orlando then asks you if you want to get together later tonight for dinner. You're stunned but manage to reply rather calmly, 'You bet your bobby socks!!'
You give Orlando your address and he says that he'll pick you up at 7. You say goodbye and then rush home to figure out what to wear on your date. You decide on your favorite mauve and puce dress because it makes you look incredibly surreptitious. When Orlando arrives he looks absolutely beautiful in a lime green shirt and a pair of black snake skin pants. He hands you a bouquet of dandilions, kisses you on your pinkie toe, and tells you that you look Herculean. You ask him where you're going for dinner and he tells you that it's a surprise.
You walk out to his car, a black ice cream truck, and he opens the passenger door for you. You get in and notice that it smells a little like chunky monkey ice cream. Orlando drives you to Eat Me and says 'Surprise!' He tells you that this is his favorite restaurant.
When you walk in, everyone turns to Orlando and says 'Pip, pip, cheerio! Absolutely spiffing to see you, old boy!'
It seems he's a regular here. You get an intimate table in the corner and Orlando orders a bottle of malt whiskey. You order the tofu hot dog and the roasted salamander. Orlando gets a plate of froot loops. You enjoy your wonderful dinner while listening to Orlando as he tells you about his dog Maude and his new pet donkey named Alexandro.
Before you know it, it's 10 o'clock and Orlando explains that he has to go home and get to bed because he has a big day of frolicking tomorrow. He drives you home and walks you to your door. He tells you that he had a wonderful time and asks if you want to go out again. You reply, "Ten four, good buddy!!"
Orlando then lays his hand on your nostril and gives you a passionate kiss. As he's leaving he says 'Goodbye Boo Boo, I'll talk to you tomorrow.' Your night with Orlando is over and it will be one that you'll never forget!