slanty face

[heyjude649]

I woke up late this morning, but I took a shower anyway. No well shaven legs or blow dried hair for me :\ So now i'm feeling a little bleh. I really wish Nina would stop taking my things, or better yet, I wish she would just RETURN my things. My hairdryer... god knows where that is. Not only is it mine, but i kept it in the hall closet so we could all use it... but no, she takes it and uses it somewhere else and then leaves it on her floor (and probably jumps up and down on it a few times as well) which is really as good as leaving it in the middle of a busy street. I borrowed a pair of earrings from her... which looked surprisingly like a pair of MY earrings... but I traded a pair with her to be fair... so while in search of the non existent hair dryer in the jungles of the closet I found one of those earrings i had lent to her (Note the word ONE), backless and alone... I made peace with it and said my goodbyes. Sayonara my good friend... you served me well. Let's travel back a few weeks, shall we? I was looking for something and decided to explore the archives of my college dorm which are now stored in Kenny's old room. I was immediately thrown off track when i saw my jewelery box laying there dun dun DUN! OPEN! I knew immediately it had been tampered with, but by who and when? What had been taken from that box I wondered? It was only a matter of seconds before I realized who the culprit must be... no... not a pirate, but Nina, that scalawag. Indeed she had taken some of the cursed treasure that had been found within (actually it's not cursed... it's lovely), and there she stood wearing my bracelet... and the best part is that she "borrowed" my bracelet with my name on it. Who does that? Hi my name is... Emily... I mean Nina? She probably flushed it down the toilet by this point anyway. Roar. Haha... don't get me started on the fact that she borrows my clothes only to spill stuff on them and claim them as her own... but really, the funny thing is... have you seen Nina? She is a size non existent... I am a size VERY VERY existent... why is it that she is borrowing anything from me, really should be the question... although strangely enough i'm pretty sure our chests might actually be the same size... which is a scary thought... and sucks for her since I'm almost 20 and a chub and she's 14 and a size triple zero... wahaha ::chortles with evil laughter:: She's crazy... as am I (clearly) :)

On the bright side... I did find ten dollars in my pocket... hiya!

*waits patiently for 4 o'clock*