don't know why i did this...
you know you're from Haddonfield if...
...your mom dresses more stylishly than most teenagers
...you can't wait to leave, but you know you'll probably come back anyway
...you thought the bomb threat at the HS was a surprise fair
...you drive a Lexus SUV as your first car
...EVERYONE in town takes the speedline to see Dave
...You know who Dave is
...You got excited when you thought Bon Jovi was coming to town
...You hate Rachel Simon
...The lady in the office has never gotten your name right over the load speaker
...you've mounted Haddie
...you go to the thanksgiving football game every year knowing we're going to lose, but cheer anyway
...You go to Hopkins Pond to smoke pot
...you get drunk and go to the playground
...you take out of towners on trips down lane of acres to gawk
...you go to the sev until you're old enough to drive, then you go to wawa
...you run every day, sometimes more than once a day
...you've been a caddie at Tavistock
...you've gone sledding at Tavistock
...you play a sport and take AP classes, and get good grades
...spirit week is the most important week of the year
...you live to read the police reports in the Haddonfield Sun
...Jose is your friend
...the guys at Villa Rosa or Nicky B's have hit on you
...gym volley-ball is so much more than just a sport
...half the school's absent on April 20th
...Bruce Sprinstein is the boss, no matter what
...you've gone to the bubble pond
...you drank from your baby's head during health junior year
...you wear sweatpants at least once a week, and cotton shorts in the summer
...you can't take your dog in the woods anymore
...you've ever pissed off all the cars behind you going exactly 25 mph down Grove Street
...you don't really understand diversity
...you pop your collar
...you speed on the winding road for fun
...you know all about the tunnels underneath the Indian King
...you know Crazy Curtis or Kirk
...you're in a jam band
...you get really into AP Environmental
...you're a guy, and you fight by calling someone names behind their back, and starting rumors
...you come in for finals and midterms in your pajamas
...you play hackey sack at lunch
...you sing, or are in the musical
...you celebrate when you get anything above an 80 on anything in Doc Burns
...you can hang ot in king's court for hours
...you're rich as hell, but you go to the thrift store anyway
...you know that German class is more of a club than a class
...you know that both Gwin and Bibeau will plow you down if you walk in front of them
...your suggestion
...your mom dresses more stylishly than most teenagers
...you can't wait to leave, but you know you'll probably come back anyway
...you thought the bomb threat at the HS was a surprise fair
...you drive a Lexus SUV as your first car
...EVERYONE in town takes the speedline to see Dave
...You know who Dave is
...You got excited when you thought Bon Jovi was coming to town
...You hate Rachel Simon
...The lady in the office has never gotten your name right over the load speaker
...you've mounted Haddie
...you go to the thanksgiving football game every year knowing we're going to lose, but cheer anyway
...You go to Hopkins Pond to smoke pot
...you get drunk and go to the playground
...you take out of towners on trips down lane of acres to gawk
...you go to the sev until you're old enough to drive, then you go to wawa
...you run every day, sometimes more than once a day
...you've been a caddie at Tavistock
...you've gone sledding at Tavistock
...you play a sport and take AP classes, and get good grades
...spirit week is the most important week of the year
...you live to read the police reports in the Haddonfield Sun
...Jose is your friend
...the guys at Villa Rosa or Nicky B's have hit on you
...gym volley-ball is so much more than just a sport
...half the school's absent on April 20th
...Bruce Sprinstein is the boss, no matter what
...you've gone to the bubble pond
...you drank from your baby's head during health junior year
...you wear sweatpants at least once a week, and cotton shorts in the summer
...you can't take your dog in the woods anymore
...you've ever pissed off all the cars behind you going exactly 25 mph down Grove Street
...you don't really understand diversity
...you pop your collar
...you speed on the winding road for fun
...you know all about the tunnels underneath the Indian King
...you know Crazy Curtis or Kirk
...you're in a jam band
...you get really into AP Environmental
...you're a guy, and you fight by calling someone names behind their back, and starting rumors
...you come in for finals and midterms in your pajamas
...you play hackey sack at lunch
...you sing, or are in the musical
...you celebrate when you get anything above an 80 on anything in Doc Burns
...you can hang ot in king's court for hours
...you're rich as hell, but you go to the thrift store anyway
...you know that German class is more of a club than a class
...you know that both Gwin and Bibeau will plow you down if you walk in front of them
...your suggestion