My mom's kinda funny
While on the phone with Mom earlier, she talked about some person and how old he is.
Me: "76 isn't all that old."
Mom: "Yes it is."
Me: "Nah. 96 is old. Besides, he's not that much older than you."
Mom: "I'm old. I'm 73."
Me: "You're 72."
Mom: "I'm 73."
Me: You turned 72 in December. You're 72."
Mom: "And a half. I'm 72 and a half."
Me: "Yeah, and a half."
:::few seconds of silence:::
Mom: "That half went by awful fast."
Me: "76 isn't all that old."
Mom: "Yes it is."
Me: "Nah. 96 is old. Besides, he's not that much older than you."
Mom: "I'm old. I'm 73."
Me: "You're 72."
Mom: "I'm 73."
Me: You turned 72 in December. You're 72."
Mom: "And a half. I'm 72 and a half."
Me: "Yeah, and a half."
:::few seconds of silence:::
Mom: "That half went by awful fast."