Jan 30, 2009 17:24
Well, as cute as I was at 12, it is nice to have my old body back! I mean "old" as in former, not old-old, of course.
And those child prostitution ring rumours are just silly. It is true that a bloke has to do a lot for me to let him into my knickers, but paying me isn't one of those things, and is completely horrid.
To celebrate the return of my curves, I am going to put on a tight dress and go out. Who's with me?