1st Regiment

[heyisaidhey]

[ Instead of going to his assigned room and unpacking straight away Colonnello found himself distracted by video games. Lots of them. None of them he was even remotely good at. He would have already put the controller through the screen if his pet bird hadn't stolen it off of him.

So instead he decided to pick up some of his luggage and throw that

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[ifyoupayme]

[ Don't count on any help from this one, Colonnello~ =v= ]

Mu, don't you know how much it would have cost to have to replace that TV?

[heyisaidhey]

[ So mean, Mammon ;_; ]

Pfft, I don't have to replace it so it doesn't matter, hey!
Don't you know how replacing things works?

[ifyoupayme]

[ He's not even trying to be mean yet, though =A= ! ]

Of course I know how it works. That's why I'm warning you now that you should better control that anger.

[heyisaidhey]

[ I'm sure he'll get plenty of chances ]

...Thanks then, probably.

[ yes, probably. ]

So, ever consider lending a hand?

[ifyoupayme]

[ Probably. But see, he even gave out a free piece of advice! He's being nice even~! ]

Depends. How much will you pay me?

[heyisaidhey]

[ That's true! How very kind! ]

Haha you want paid for it?

[ awkward silence on Colonnello's part |: ]

[ifyoupayme]

[ More awkward silence. ]

Of course.

[heyisaidhey]

[ short and somewhat confused laugh ]

Y-you know what they call people like you, right?

[ifyoupayme]

Mu, what does who call me?

[heyisaidhey]

Society, hey.

[ifyoupayme]

[ That's not funny =3= ]

I prefer Mammon.

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[heyisaidhey]

Mammon? That's your name, hey?
That's uhm...
That's a...

I mean...

2/2

[heyisaidhey]

I've never met a girl with a name like that, hey.

[ Pause ]

So... are you single?

1/3 :|a

[ifyoupayme]

What's wrong with-

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[ifyoupayme]

....

[ifyoupayme]

I'm not a girl.