1st Regiment

[heyisaidhey]

[ Instead of going to his assigned room and unpacking straight away Colonnello found himself distracted by video games. Lots of them. None of them he was even remotely good at. He would have already put the controller through the screen if his pet bird hadn't stolen it off of him.

So instead he decided to pick up some of his luggage and throw that

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[uselesstuna]

[ Oh look some guy is throwing a hissy fit.

And now there are clothes all over the floor ]

Uhh, you okay there?

[heyisaidhey]

[ Waving a pair of camouflage boxers in your general direction ]

Do I look okay over here?!

[uselesstuna]

[ At least he didn't say "under here"! ]

[ his eyes are following your makeshift flag :| ] I guess that you look like you could use some help but I'm too scared to move.

[heyisaidhey]

You guess I look like I could use help, hey?

Well then, quit standing around, aren't you going to help me under here?

[uselesstuna]

[ Hah! You can't fool me, buster! ]

R-right! [ looking at your scattered stuff ] Uhh...should we just fire it back into the suitcase?

[heyisaidhey]

[ He didn't fall for it, what a goon. ]

Sure, whatever, hey.

[ He's still waving his boxers at you but now its more a habit than the result of anger ]

[uselesstuna]

[ looks around at the mess of clothes littering lying on the floor, sighs and then starts picking some of the stuff up ]

Sheesh, you've sure got a lot of camouflage clothing. Are you going to perfect the long lost art of hide and seek join the army or something?

[ H-hey put them back in the suitcase you pervert! ]

[heyisaidhey]

That's the dream, hey.
How'd you know?

[ Never! Wave wave wave! ]

[uselesstuna]

It was just a hunch.

[ leaning away from your boxer!flag ]

[heyisaidhey]

Ah, I think I know what gave it away, hey!

[ WAVE WAVE WAVE ]

[uselesstuna]

G-get those things away from me!

[heyisaidhey]

My clothes? Getting them away from you is kinda hard to do when you're helping put them away, hey.

[ The waving has coincidentally stopped ]

[uselesstuna]

You know darn well that isn't what I meant.

[heyisaidhey]

Well, maybe, hey.

So, what year are you in? First?

[uselesstuna]

Yeah, what about you?

[heyisaidhey]

Second, hey.

[ you've been holding one of his shirts a second too long, you must want to join the army, right?! ]

So, you ever think about joining the army, hey?